# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/141 "2001-04-26T00:22:27Z")
do an entire show in French, where Larry interviews the Tri-Lateral Commission and the Illuminati, who reveal … ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/142 "2001-04-26T00:30:24Z")
do an entire show in French, during which Larry King interview the Tri-Lateral Commission AND the Illuminati, who reveal … ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/143 "2001-04-26T01:01:37Z")
their insidious plot to duplicate SDMB posts, thus choking the system until… ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/144 "2001-04-26T01:47:34Z")
…the only thread surviving is the complex plot-revealing randomly built thread. Whew…I ended one…boy am I cruel…ok let’s try another one. It was December of 1987. The horse known more commonly as Mr. Ed was… ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/145 "2001-04-26T02:37:03Z")
insidiously plotting his revenge by… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/146 "2001-04-26T03:19:36Z")
conspiring with George H.W. Bush (daddy) to take control of rabid monkeys so they could … ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/147 "2001-04-26T07:20:18Z")
…strap on jetpacks and join the Secret Agent Rocket Monkey Brigade, a U.N. covert ops team whose mandate includes, but is not limited to… ---
**Author:** ![pesch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pesch/32/4925_2.png) [@pesch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pesch)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/148 "2001-04-26T07:25:32Z")
. . . ensuring that J. Danforth Quayle would be taken seriously as a vice-presidential candidate, which they would do by getting . . . ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/149 "2001-04-26T12:03:57Z")
…Zsa Zsa Gabor to slap the face of ant newsmanwho ridiculed him until… ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/150 "2001-04-26T13:02:57Z")
…Jimmy hoffa rose from the dead, as new MEGASUPERHOFFA, an iron giant with the capability to influence the teamsters and… ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/151 "2001-04-26T18:55:12Z")
whip up a mean souffle. This did wonders for morale in … ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2001, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/152 "2001-04-26T23:23:29Z")
Sveden, bork bork bork, vere de chocolate manufacturers vere being… ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/153 "2001-04-27T02:10:12Z")
…held hostage by the dust bunnies of yore, whereas Mr. Ed shifted his focus from revenge to sheer heroism. His “save the day” plot failed when… ---
**Author:** ![Ludo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ludo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludo)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/154 "2001-04-27T02:20:35Z")
…he realized that his mouth was stuffed full of peanut butter, provoking him to go “munch, munch, munch” on the dust bunnies, causing… ---
**Author:** ![brewha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@brewha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brewha)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/155 "2001-04-27T03:17:12Z")
…the bunnies to become enraged and retaliate by… ---
**Author:** ![Tranquilis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tranquilis/32/3639_2.png) [@Tranquilis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tranquilis)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/156 "2001-04-27T19:13:50Z")
…Writing inane Hollywood scripts, where-in historical icons would be forced to dance with vapid pop-culture… ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/157 "2001-04-27T20:30:08Z")
…icons like Britney Spears and Christina Augilera. Subsequently, Pepsi decides to use one for marketing, and sex with soda-can injuries rises dramatically proving for once and for all… ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/158 "2001-04-27T21:40:27Z")
that it’s only fun until someone loses an eye. Meanwhile, beyond the grassy knoll,… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2001, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/159 "2001-04-27T22:02:32Z")
Oral Roberts was about to be called “home” if he didn’t raise enough money to… ---
**Author:** ![aviddiva](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aviddiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aviddiva)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2001, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/160 "2001-04-30T17:17:29Z")
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