# Build The Great Conspiracy **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 13, 2001, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828 "2001-04-13T12:57:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/161 "2001-05-03T23:25:46Z")
animatronic George W. Bush, which was last seen … ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2001, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/162 "2001-05-03T23:38:01Z")
… combing the Straight Dope for Freemason passwords under the name Starbury in order to … ---
**Author:** ![moronmountain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/163 "2001-05-04T20:46:18Z")
…bury Starbucks with his star power. The cross star-bury-bucks-ination melts… ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/164 "2001-05-05T01:56:57Z")
In your mouth but not in Area 57, where “they” keep the secrets to Coca Cola, The Colonel’s recipe and… ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/165 "2001-05-05T10:12:04Z")
… the true identity of Cecil Adams, who is also known as … ---
**Author:** ![darian00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dfb087/32.png) [@darian00](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/darian00)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/166 "2001-05-05T13:04:24Z")
Sven! However, this proved to be irrelevant to “them”, as they proceeded to… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/167 "2001-05-05T16:32:35Z")
celebrate Cinco de Mayo by performing unholy satanic rituals involving avacodoes and… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/168 "2001-05-05T17:04:43Z")
… **Mercutio** , who rather enjoyed the … ---
**Author:** ![Verrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/46a35a/32.png) [@Verrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Verrain)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/169 "2001-05-05T21:08:57Z")
…revenues from the tapes sold of the event which were used to finance… ---
**Author:** ![Folkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@Folkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folkie)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2001, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/170 "2001-05-05T22:09:06Z")
the satanic church, having first been laundered by Procter and Gamble, which is owned by the evil “Hatt Baby” who has never in his entire life… ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/171 "2001-05-06T01:16:39Z")
Known the pleasure and the pain of getting a Brazilian wax while… ---
**Author:** ![projecttwilight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@projecttwilight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/projecttwilight)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/172 "2001-05-06T03:42:40Z")
…translating the hidden messages in every episode of **Becker** , which show… ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/173 "2001-05-06T03:57:52Z")
that the **X Files** is not fiction, and Fox Muldar is an alter ego for … ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@The\_Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tim)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/174 "2001-05-06T04:31:06Z")
Beowulf, who survived the fight and become immortal so he could carry the great key to open… ---
**Author:** ![projecttwilight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dbc845/32.png) [@projecttwilight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/projecttwilight)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/175 "2001-05-06T06:46:52Z")
Al Capone’s **real** tomb, which contains a map to… ---
**Author:** ![jaimest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/48db29/32.png) [@jaimest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jaimest)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/176 "2001-05-06T06:59:12Z")
…the best take-away Chinese place in East Peoria, which was once a secret dopository for… ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/177 "2001-05-06T12:36:30Z")
illegally cloned SDMB moderators, after failing to take over Cuba,then decided to attempt to kill as many of the Communist Party’s leaders in China with poisoned Godiva chocolates and Pepperidge Farm Milano cookies. The success or faliure of the plan depends on… ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/178 "2001-05-06T14:09:42Z")
… keeping this thread open for as long as possible, thus taking the “lengthiest thread” title away from “Guy-Stuff” so we can … ---
**Author:** ![Folkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@Folkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folkie)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/179 "2001-05-06T18:35:34Z")
…learn Aramaic in five minutes a day, restore a bright shiny finish to our alibi, and conquer Yugoslavia with three teddy bears and a leaky barrel of… ---
**Author:** ![Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/96bed5/32.png) [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2001, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828/180 "2001-05-06T19:46:12Z")
…Echinacea oil, which is well-known as being highly effective in curing cancer, heart disease, diabetes, paralysis, the common cold and dandruf. Proof of this wondrous cure-all has been documented by… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/build-the-great-conspiracy/61828.md?page=10)