# Bukkake is a way of life! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 26, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297 "2007-12-26T17:53:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/1 "2007-12-26T17:53:56Z")
Just received this email. Sender: Susanna Jeffrey. Subject: Exotic Oriental Fetish. * * * You could be thinking to yourself, how did an exotic Oriental fetish such as bukkake could become so widespread. It’s pretty clear, really. It’s all about traditional, conservative values. And what could be more traditional or conservative than openly humiliating women who cheat on their husbands by dragging them into the public square, binding them tightly with ropes and having every able-bodied man in town shoot hot loads of thick, burbling man-sap into the offending wenches’ pleading, upturned faces? Today, bukkake isn’t a penalty… it’s a way of life! Contemporary, liberated young women of all races, colors and creed have awoken to the sexual potentials of this practice, and today, you cannot swing a dead cat without hitting a gal who likes it directly up on the face, or right down the throat, or in the eyes, or all over their heads, whichever way they can get it, really. If you like your models cute, your content exclusive and your facials hardcore, then [link removed] is exactly what you have been searching for. * * * Wow. I didn’t know that Bukkake originated as a form of punishment. And I didn’t know that it was also a means of empowering sexually liberated, enlightened young women (across even the boundaries of ethnicity, race and religion!) ---
**Author:** ![HazelNutCoffee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ac91a4/32.png) [@HazelNutCoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HazelNutCoffee)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/2 "2007-12-26T17:58:42Z")
Wow. I thought getting an MA was my way to empowerment and enlightenment, but apparently I’ve been going about it all wrong. :rolleyes: I should embrace my exotic Oriental roots! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/3 "2007-12-26T17:59:18Z")
You need to read your Camille Paglia. Not that she addresses the bukakke issue (though I’m sure she’d approve), but she is a serious proponent of the concept of empowerment through subjugation. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/4 "2007-12-26T18:37:29Z")
How can that possibly make sense? ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/5 "2007-12-26T18:45:43Z")
I wouldn’t single out Japanese culture in particular for condemnation. In the early 1960’s Hunter S. Thompson described much the same punishment (but with straight intercourse) used by the Hell’s Angels for girlfriends who cheated on members with other members, or simply flirted with them. The purpose was twofold: reinforce the woman’s status as mere property and create a bonding ritual for the males. Sometimes I think this would be a better world if the Y chromosome was supplied in only one in twenty conceptions. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/6 "2007-12-26T18:45:58Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] It’s all about traditional, conservative values. And what could be more traditional or conservative than openly humiliating women who cheat on their husbands by dragging them into the public square, binding them tightly with ropes and having every able-bodied man in town shoot hot loads of thick, burbling man-sap into the offending wenches’ pleading, upturned faces? Wow. I didn’t know that Bukkake originated as a form of punishment. And I didn’t know that it was also a means of empowering sexually liberated, enlightened young women (across even the boundaries of ethnicity, race and religion!) [/QUOTE] I’m pretty sure that Bukkake has been proven to not be a traditional, well anything. ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/7 "2007-12-26T18:48:53Z")
Oh, I’m not ascribing any accuracy whatsoever to that ridiculous email I received. I just think it was hilarious that someone actually went to the trouble to invent a ridiculous historical context for the practice. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/8 "2007-12-26T18:54:16Z")
Maybe there’s a better explanation, but I haven’t come across it yet. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2007, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/9 "2007-12-26T19:27:28Z")
[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip] Maybe there’s a better explanation, but I haven’t come across it yet. [/QUOTE] It’s completely true. You just have to face up to it. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/10 "2007-12-27T01:28:54Z")
I find it all pretty hard to swallow. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/11 "2007-12-27T01:31:11Z")
In your face! ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/12 "2007-12-27T01:34:32Z")
[QUOTE=Argent Towers] How can that possibly make sense? [/QUOTE] Hell if I know. But this is as good a place as any to link to this somewhat hilarious Flash video. [I Like Bukakke](http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bukkake) (SFW, as long as no one at your W knows what the word _bukakke_ means) ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/13 "2007-12-27T01:37:03Z")
[A SFW diagram for the confused reader](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Bukkake-5073.jpg). Am I odd in finding it hilarious? ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/14 "2007-12-27T02:09:41Z")
[QUOTE=Autolycus] [A SFW diagram for the confused reader](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/91/Bukkake-5073.jpg). Am I odd in finding it hilarious? [/QUOTE] No, that IS funny. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/15 "2007-12-27T03:28:25Z")
Look if you are having trouble swallowing that story you just need to hold your head up and take the truth like a m Wait. I got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/16 "2007-12-27T03:43:25Z")
I think the obvious next development here is that the female ejaculation sites get a bunch of girls together and introduce girl-on-guy bukkake. ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/17 "2007-12-27T04:01:46Z")
Known, of course, as boykkake. ETA: Hilarious. Ad at bottom of page reads, " Help cover Hilary’s Face". I swear to god. 😃 😃 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Hey\_It\_s\_That\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hey_It_s_That_Guy)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/18 "2007-12-27T04:24:57Z")
[QUOTE=KneadToKnow] I think the obvious next development here is that the female ejaculation sites get a bunch of girls together and introduce girl-on-guy bukkake. [/QUOTE] It’s out there. Google “squirt bukkake,” but don’t make the rookie mistake of doing it at work! ---
**Author:** ![CaerieD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@CaerieD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaerieD)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/19 "2007-12-27T04:54:08Z")
[QUOTE=Big Bad Voodoo Lou] It’s out there. Google “squirt bukkake,” but don’t make the rookie mistake of doing it at work! [/QUOTE] Well, of _course_ you shouldn’t try bukkake at work. That violates all sorts of health codes. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2007, 1:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bukkake-is-a-way-of-life/431297/20 "2007-12-27T13:18:11Z")
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