# Bullshit CBS you suck donkey testicles

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bullshit-cbs-you-suck-donkey-testicles/42801>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 27, 2000, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bullshit-cbs-you-suck-donkey-testicles/42801 "2000-11-27T00:35:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 2

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bullshit-cbs-you-suck-donkey-testicles/42801/21 "2000-11-27T15:51:01Z")

</div>

Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought the “interruption for a special announcement” was really part of Futurama.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Akatsukami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea666f/32.png) [@Akatsukami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akatsukami)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bullshit-cbs-you-suck-donkey-testicles/42801/22 "2000-11-27T16:56:01Z")

</div>

Oh, **techchick68** , I just heard on the news that one of those two – I can’t remember if it Bush or Gore – is planning to outlaw televised sports. 😛

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Lizard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@Lizard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lizard)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bullshit-cbs-you-suck-donkey-testicles/42801/23 "2000-11-27T19:08:27Z")

</div>

> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by techchick68 \*  
> \*\*Okay for more perspective on my football needs.
> 
> **Don’t mess with my football unless there is a nuclear attack or a family member is dying or dead.**
> 
> That’s what my Sunday football means to me, assholes. \*\*

_Sigh_ We need more women with this perspective in the world… **Techchick** may still hate me, but I want to CLONE her. 😛

Now, HERE’S the funny part-I was AT that game! Yes, I sat in a freezing cold drizzle for 3.5 hours and watched the Broncos get lucky as HELL. When Michael Sinclair ran that fumble recovery in for a TD in the 2nd quarter I was 50 feet away to his right. The Broncos must have said their prayers the night before to win that one. Or maybe they slipped a mickey to every member of the ‘Hawks’ defense. Three hundred yards rushing is never an accident.

Making this sitch all the more aggravating is that my OWN team, the Cleveland Browns, lost by 37 points. Shit.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bullshit-cbs-you-suck-donkey-testicles/42801.md?page=1)