# bummer. TMI. WAY TMI! AAAUGH! (a game) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2002, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200 "2002-07-22T11:02:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![stofsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@stofsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stofsky)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200/21 "2002-07-24T14:29:50Z")
I think I had some bad seafood last night: _Ummmm…OK_ Between that and the Pepto, I’ve got this greenish-black hershey squirt thing going on: _Go away! I don’t want to know that!_ The funny thing is, I have a prehensile anus: _AAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH_ Come on in the bathroom and see my Jackson Pollock impression: _See my Jackson Pollock impression all over the rug right here!_ ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200/22 "2002-07-26T12:22:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JohnBckWLD \* > \*\*I rented Oceans Eleven… **bummer** > It starred George Clooney & Julia Robers… **TMI** > It’s a remake of a brat pack movie… **Way TMI** > I sat through the whole movie without falling asleep… **Shoot me. Shoot me now!** \*\* That’s **Rat** Pack. ---
**Author:** ![Stanislaus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stanislaus/32/3391_2.png) [@Stanislaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stanislaus)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200/23 "2002-07-26T12:51:03Z")
I’ve had another argument with my mother because she won’t understand that my private life is none of her business. **Bummer** Specifically, she’s worried I don’t have a fulfilling sex life so she keeps telling me about different positions and techniques. **TMI** In fact, she keeps on coming in to my room and offering to demonstrate them so I “know what I’m missing.” **Stop talking now.** I tell her, "Jesus, Mum, Dad and I are doing just fine! **I never want to hear from you again** ---
**Author:** ![Billy\_Rubin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billy_rubin/32/3622_2.png) [@Billy\_Rubin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy_Rubin)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200/24 "2002-07-26T13:06:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stofsky \* > \*\*…I have a prehensile anus: \*\* [Dang.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=80957&highlight=prehensile+rectum) I invented something that has made its way into the vernacular. b. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200/25 "2002-07-26T18:21:42Z")
_My boyfriend was performing cunnilingus last night, but stopped after only a minute._\*\* Bummer.\*\* _He said I smelled and tasted gross. \*\*\* TMI, girlfriend._\* - So I went and looked at myself in the bathroom, and I noticed there was this clumpy blueish-white mucous plopping out of my vagina\*\*\* AAAAAGH! Way TMI!\*\* _I scooped a little out with my fingers and sniffed it, and it smelled like a cross between Parmesan cheese and B.O._ :reaches down shorts and scoops a little out, offering it for observation: _Smell this and tell me if you think I should get this checked out._ **Shoot me now!** ---
**Author:** ![Celaeno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f475e1/32.png) [@Celaeno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celaeno)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200/26 "2002-07-26T19:21:19Z")
An actual event, aside from the last one…: There was an accident at work a few days ago. **Bummer.** Somebody chopped off part of their finger with a meat slicer. **TMI.** Blood was spraying everywhere, according to another deli worker. Like a fountain. **Oh dear god…way TMI.** I have the piece in this baggie. Wanna see? **Kill me now. Please…** Although they actually did save it in a baggie… ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200/27 "2002-07-26T21:43:06Z")
Another actual event: So, my 18month old’s got a bad cold. **Bummer** And as we were sitting at the dinner table, she starts gagging and choking on the post nasal drip, since she’s just not old enough to understand blowing her nose, yet. **TMI, man.** Next thing ya know, she’s horking up this copious amount of phlegm and mucous. **Oh, shit, way TMI!** Without thinking about it, I stuck out my cupped hands to keep her from glorping this stuff all over herself, and the table where the rest of us were eating dinner. **Aaauuuggggghhhhh!** Hey, man, help me wash this off, would ya? **Clunk** [sub]Dude, get up, man. Hey, you alright down there?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![FlyingDragonFan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c89c15/32.png) [@FlyingDragonFan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlyingDragonFan)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2002, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200/28 "2002-07-26T23:09:19Z")
Oh my god, you are the funniest people on the planet! This is exactly what I needed, TMI humor! Thank you all so much for perking up the very end of a really heinous week. 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by stofsky \* > Come on in the bathroom and see my Jackson Pollock impression: _See my Jackson Pollock impression all over the rug right here!_ I cried laughing, really. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bummer-tmi-way-tmi-aaaugh-a-game/120200.md?page=1)