# Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 25, 2022, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522 "2022-07-25T13:45:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 15
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/281 "2024-10-27T03:37:24Z")
Sure, what the hell, why not? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/282 "2024-10-27T03:49:17Z")
Can’t hurt to bump. ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2024, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/283 "2024-10-27T04:16:32Z")
> [@Pardel-Lux](#): > > Octobump! Naw, naw, I remember seeing pics of Octomom and her baby ~~boulder~~ bump. Some things cannot be unseen. Some threads, however, can be bumped! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/284 "2024-11-04T03:37:23Z")
Any thread in particular? ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2024, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/285 "2024-11-10T15:38:40Z")
Bumps go on anyway ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2024, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/286 "2024-11-11T18:51:41Z")
Do they ever! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/287 "2024-12-02T10:30:30Z")
December bump. Decembump, so to speak. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/288 "2024-12-02T20:27:02Z")
No time to bump today, sorry. Maybe tomorrow? ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/289 "2024-12-02T20:28:43Z")
OK, see you then! ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/290 "2024-12-02T20:30:14Z")
There was supposed to be an earth shattering kabump! Where’s the kabump? ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2024, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/291 "2024-12-02T22:26:05Z")
Kabump tomorrow. Always kabump tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/292 "2024-12-03T04:30:01Z")
Never kabump tomorrow what you can kabump today. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/293 "2024-12-03T04:57:44Z")
Done and done - bumped and bumped. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/294 "2024-12-07T18:01:06Z")
Ah, there you are! Almost missed you. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/295 "2025-03-15T03:05:49Z")
Three months with no one following directions? I’m bumpin’ this thing! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2025, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/296 "2025-03-15T03:10:22Z")
A thread for clumsy people! Bump bump bumpity bump! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 16, 2025, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/297 "2025-03-16T22:13:43Z")
My first bump here in the New Year, incredible as it seems! ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/298 "2025-03-17T02:18:33Z")
Once you bump, you can’t stump! Er, stop. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/299 "2025-03-17T09:41:43Z")
You just might be right. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2025, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/300 "2025-03-17T09:57:19Z")
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