# Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 25, 2022, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522 "2022-07-25T13:45:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2025, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/301 "2025-03-28T03:53:22Z")
Can’t. I spent my last paycheck on a Bass-O-Matic. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/302 "2025-04-01T02:32:25Z")
Bump, thump, wiggle, and jiggle! ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/303 "2025-04-01T20:26:07Z")
OOOOh! Do that again! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/304 "2025-04-01T20:36:12Z")
🤷‍♂️ the neighbours again… ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2025, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/305 "2025-04-01T22:56:05Z")
_Hits the roof of his appartment (the floor of the upstairs neighbors) with a broom’s handle_ ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/306 "2025-04-08T03:49:32Z")
Bump! Stomp! Thump! Knock it off with the broom! ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/307 "2025-04-08T12:31:11Z")
THEN STOP MAKING SO MUCH NOISE! WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 8, 2025, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/308 "2025-04-08T20:13:15Z")
You can always sleep with the right amount of alcohol in your blood. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/309 "2025-04-13T02:24:59Z")
Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/310 "2025-04-13T03:43:57Z")
I’ll drink to that! ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 9:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/311 "2025-04-13T09:16:32Z")
And so today, the morning after, it feels as was to be expected. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2025, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/312 "2025-04-13T09:28:51Z")
🎶 There’s got to be a morning afterrrrr… 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/313 "2025-04-17T03:23:24Z")
Can’t bump tonight. Too busy. Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2025, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/314 "2025-04-17T04:03:26Z")
That’s okay, I’ll bump for you. _Ahem_ … bump. ---
**Author:** ![Gr8Kat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gr8kat/32/18668_2.png) [@Gr8Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gr8Kat)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/315 "2025-04-19T00:57:40Z")
Bump. Bump. Bump. I have extra bumps for anyone who needs one. Please only take one. Bump. Bump. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/316 "2025-04-19T03:25:31Z")
Tonight, at last, I have time. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/317 "2025-04-19T07:41:01Z")
It’s almost been a week since my last bump. So there it is again. Bump! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/318 "2025-04-19T08:00:14Z")
We interrupt this program for an unscheduled bump. So, there it is. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2025, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/319 "2025-04-19T15:25:45Z")
This, by contrast, is a scheduled bump. I will be bumping in five seconds. Bump. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2025, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/320 "2025-04-20T00:41:47Z")
This bump is pure rando. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522.md?page=15) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522.md?page=17)