# Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 25, 2022, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522 "2022-07-25T13:45:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/81 "2022-08-12T16:07:57Z")
Lorem ipsum dolor bump amet, consectetur adipisici elit, sed eiusmod tempor incidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/82 "2022-08-12T17:14:49Z")
_Gallia est omnis divisa in partes tres, quarum unam incolunt Belgae, aliam Aquitani, tertiam qui ipsorum lingua Celtae, nostra Galli appellantur._ ---
**Author:** ![Charlie\_Tan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/charlie_tan/32/12582_2.png) [@Charlie\_Tan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Charlie_Tan)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/83 "2022-08-12T17:32:10Z")
🎶 Another one bumps the thread 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/84 "2022-08-12T17:39:52Z")
Freddie Mercury knew something of bumping. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/85 "2022-08-12T21:11:49Z")
Dulce et decorum est, pro patria bump ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2022, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/86 "2022-08-12T22:13:24Z")
Ecce Eduardus ursus scalis nunc bump-bump-bump occipite gradus pulsante post Christophorum Robinum descendens. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2022, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/87 "2022-08-14T20:27:31Z")
[!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_fkux6Ha9g) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2022, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/88 "2022-08-15T18:01:33Z")
Admirably concise, but the YouTube video is unavailable. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/89 "2022-08-16T05:43:38Z")
_Illegitimi non carborunbump._ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/90 "2022-08-16T16:28:55Z")
_E Pluribus bumpium._ ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/91 "2022-08-16T19:52:37Z")
! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2022, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/92 "2022-08-16T20:50:20Z")
Okay, I’ll bump. Why not? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/93 "2022-08-17T17:36:55Z")
Zackly! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/94 "2022-08-17T18:36:47Z")
Sorry. My back lawn is still unmown. And the shaggier it gets, the harder it is to get up the energy to even open the back door. ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/95 "2022-08-17T18:53:08Z")
The next person who bumps this thread sews socks that smell. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/96 "2022-08-17T19:41:58Z")
The person who bumped just before me is a chronic liar. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/97 "2022-08-17T21:14:46Z")
Now, now. Canadians are all about compromise. There’s no reason you can’t both be untruthful _and_ patch odiferous hosiery… ---
**Author:** ![Pardel-Lux](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pardel-lux/32/20182_2.png) [@Pardel-Lux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pardel-Lux)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2022, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/98 "2022-08-17T21:29:00Z")
Wop-bop-a-loo-mop, 🎶 alop-bom-bump! 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/99 "2022-08-18T14:48:16Z")
Odiferous? ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2022, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/100 "2022-08-18T16:21:47Z")
Whoever posts next in this thread is the “Thread Loser” and there is nothing anyone can say or argue that will ever change this. It is just the way it is. Sorry, your smart clever rebuttal will forever be known as the losing remark. Truly sorry. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522.md?page=6)