# Bump This Thread! **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [July 25, 2022, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522 "2022-07-25T13:45:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/121 "2022-08-31T02:22:55Z")
🎶 _Please bump in Boston in late August_ _I’m stayin’ here with some friends and they’ve got lotsa room_ _You can sell your paintings on the sidewalk_ _By a café where I hope to be workin’ soon_ _Please bump in Boston_ _She said “No – would you come home to me?”_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/122 "2022-08-31T20:57:22Z")
A very nice musical bump, thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2022, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/123 "2022-08-31T23:22:18Z")
> [@SCAdian](#): > > I’m not bumping anything until Yllaria finishes mowing the lawn. Like I’m not getting enough pressure from other places. ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/124 "2022-09-01T02:52:42Z")
Well, is the lawn mowed? I want an independent observer. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/125 "2022-09-01T02:55:37Z")
It has been so long that the dried thistles are drooping over. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/126 "2022-09-01T16:47:47Z")
Bumping on my birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/127 "2022-09-01T18:51:34Z")
Happy Birthday. But no bump. ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/128 "2022-09-01T21:06:40Z")
Happy happy birthday! High five! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/129 "2022-09-01T21:11:27Z")
A happy birthday bump! ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/130 "2022-09-02T04:16:41Z")
Happy Birthday Elindil\_s\_heir. no bump ---
**Author:** ![Dr\_Paprika](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr_paprika/32/3042_2.png) [@Dr\_Paprika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr_Paprika)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/131 "2022-09-02T04:28:56Z")
Fat Charlie the archangel Sloped into the room And said I have no opinion about bump ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/132 "2022-09-02T14:06:32Z")
Hey, a Paul Simon lyric! ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2022, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/133 "2022-09-02T14:13:39Z")
Ah-hoooo! Werewolves of Bumpdon. 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/134 "2022-09-06T11:51:50Z")
Knock, knock, knockin’ on heaven’s bump ---
**Author:** ![boson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boson/32/11407_2.png) [@boson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boson)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2022, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/135 "2022-09-10T03:11:47Z")
Yes I’m lonely wanna bump Yes I’m lonely wanna bump If I ain’t bumped already Ooh girl you know the reason why ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/136 "2022-09-13T19:58:23Z")
I think I can probably figure it out. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/137 "2022-09-13T21:23:39Z")
Bump this thread? Okay. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/138 "2022-09-27T15:02:14Z")
It’s late September and I know I should be bump in school… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/139 "2022-09-28T19:25:22Z")
I’ll bump, but ask no more of me than that. ---
**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522/140 "2022-09-28T19:48:59Z")
Bumpety bump, Bumpety bump. (Sung to the theme tune of crap british tv quiz show blankety-blank) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bump-this-thread/968522.md?page=8)