# Bumper Stickers I'd Like To See But Haven't Yet **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 6, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135 "2001-09-06T22:10:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/1 "2001-09-06T22:10:45Z")
“Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Buchana…oh, shit.” “My child is in Solitary at Sing Sing Prison.” “My other car belongs to my ex-wife.” Any others? ---
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/2 "2001-09-06T22:33:57Z")
I think “Ego on board” would be a pretty funny one. ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/3 "2001-09-06T22:39:50Z")
I still plan on making “DARE! To retain your free will!” stickers. But they’re gonna go on my bum **p** er. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/4 "2001-09-06T22:55:24Z")
“Tits, the Other White Meat” “Tell your dad I like his car” “I (picture of screw) your (picture of heart)” “Honk if you want a finger” “I (picture of Spade) my wife” “I blew Clinton and all I got was this lousy cigar” “Tits, not just for breakfast anymore” “Got spunk?” ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2001, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/5 "2001-09-06T22:58:49Z")
Have you driven a [sub]fnord[/sub] lately? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/6 "2001-09-07T00:42:01Z")
Jesus Loves My Cat ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/7 "2001-09-07T00:58:55Z")
Nuke a gay whale for Jesus, ya commie pinko bastard! ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/8 "2001-09-07T10:53:11Z")
I want to get vanity plates that say “vanity” ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/9 "2001-09-07T14:35:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hamadryad \* > \*\*I still plan on making “DARE! To retain your free will!” stickers. > > But they’re gonna go on my bum **p** er. 😃 \*\* Bumber… Keee-rist, I’ve gotta start spell-checking… ---
**Author:** ![kferr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/71e660/32.png) [@kferr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kferr)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/10 "2001-09-07T14:50:18Z")
My kid is shagging your honor student Honk if you hate noise pollution I drive this because I’m poor, what’s YOUR excuse? ---
**Author:** ![Lucifer12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b38774/32.png) [@Lucifer12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucifer12)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/11 "2001-09-07T15:04:14Z")
Here you go: [http://www.stickernation.com/](http://www.stickernation.com/) Make yer own bumper stickers! (Note: This is a pretty cool site!) ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/12 "2001-09-07T15:15:52Z")
Not really in the spirit of the thread but I saw a “Buckle up, it makes it harder for aliens to suck you out of your car” bumper sticker last night. I would like to see “Dead body in trunk” on a sign similar to the “baby on board” signs. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![DaveX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/96bed5/32.png) [@DaveX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DaveX)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/13 "2001-09-07T15:37:37Z")
“Prosecutors will be violated” ---
**Author:** ![Hugh\_Jass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/4da419/32.png) [@Hugh\_Jass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hugh_Jass)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/14 "2001-09-07T15:44:23Z")
In case of rapture…I am screwed. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/15 "2001-09-07T15:51:49Z")
In case of rapture…I’m stealing YOUR car. ---
**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\ **Post date:** [September 7, 2001, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/16 "2001-09-07T23:26:33Z")
My other ride is your daughter. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/17 "2001-09-08T01:10:31Z")
I know what a Euty is. ---
**Author:** ![Ennui](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ennui/32/3396_2.png) [@Ennui](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ennui)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/18 "2001-09-08T02:20:13Z")
Actualy available at a local butcher shop: \*\*Salad \*\*is _ **MURDER!!!** _ ---
**Author:** ![Folkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecccb3/32.png) [@Folkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folkie)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/19 "2001-09-08T02:56:11Z")
“Impeach Bill Gates” ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2001, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135/20 "2001-09-08T12:56:56Z")
“Fire Angelos” in Orioles colors. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-id-like-to-see-but-havent-yet/80135.md?page=2)