# Bumper stickers you would display if they existed **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 20, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741 "2010-01-20T21:07:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/1 "2010-01-20T21:07:19Z")
Having been rather vehemently anti-bumper sticker my entire life, I found myself rather surprised and amused when one finally occurred to me that I would proudly display on my car, if it existed: “I Don’t Expect You To Care About My Political or Religious Opinions” So I thought I’d throw it open to the crowd and see what other possibilities are out there. Maybe I can start a new bumper sticker business if I get enough good ones, and make MILLIONS. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/2 "2010-01-20T21:50:43Z")
I want two stickers for the sidecases on my motorcycle. On the left case, facing left, one sticker would read “KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASS.” Not likely to get the attention of assholes puttering along in the left lane as I pass them on the right, but whatever. On the right case, facing right, the other sticker would read “GO TO THE BACK OF THE LINE.” This is for when I’m in a line of cars in the left lane, slowly passing someone in the right lane, and some asshole comes roaring up in the right lane and tries to jump in the safety gap I’ve been trying to maintain ahead of me. [These guys have already tried to solve the first problem.](http://www.leftlanedrivers.org/) ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/3 "2010-01-20T22:41:57Z")
I actually got [this one,](http://ranchoth.deviantart.com/art/quot-Nuclear-Clean-Air-Energy-quot-40356718) thanks to Zazzle. Weatherproof vinyl stickers for the win! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hari\_Seldon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hari_seldon/32/5173_2.png) [@Hari\_Seldon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hari_Seldon)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/4 "2010-01-20T22:43:27Z")
If I were living in the US, “Don’t blame me, I’m not from Massachusetts” ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/5 "2010-01-20T22:48:43Z")
Why if they exist? Make your own with a graphics program and have cafepress or one of their competiors print them out for you. I’ve done a bunch (and have even sold a few). As long as you size them right it’s easy. ---
**Author:** ![cwthree](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@cwthree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cwthree)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/6 "2010-01-20T22:49:30Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > Having been rather vehemently anti-bumper sticker my entire life, I found myself rather surprised and amused when one finally occurred to me that I would proudly display on my car, if it existed: > > “I Don’t Expect You To Care About My Political or Religious Opinions” > > So I thought I’d throw it open to the crowd and see what other possibilities are out there. Maybe I can start a new bumper sticker business if I get enough good ones, and make MILLIONS. I’d like to see “I Don’t Care What You Think About My Political or Religious Opinions” ---
**Author:** ![Shamozzle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shamozzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shamozzle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/7 "2010-01-21T10:06:02Z")
I’ve always liked “I don’t know and neither do you.” ---
**Author:** ![Sailboat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sailboat/32/461_2.png) [@Sailboat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sailboat)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/8 "2010-01-21T13:35:33Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Why if they exist? Make your own with a graphics program and have cafepress or one of their competiors print them out for you. I’ve done a bunch (and have even sold a few). As long as you size them right it’s easy. Right. My wife’s made several T-shirt and bumper-sticker designs; the one I remember is about overpopulation. I’ve designed a doggie shirt for my pit bull that says “I’m the dog your media warned you about.” ---
**Author:** ![CT\_Damsel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CT\_Damsel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CT_Damsel)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/9 "2010-01-21T13:44:02Z")
I’ve always wanted (in really small font) “If you can read this SUCK MY TAIL PIPE!” ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/10 "2010-01-21T13:52:37Z")
Most of my ideas would get my car vandalized. [Case in point](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/Gyrate/bumper1.jpg) On a [lighter](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/Gyrate/bumper4.jpg) [note](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v232/Gyrate/bumper2.jpg)… ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/11 "2010-01-21T14:11:03Z")
“I decelerate for tailgaters.” ---
**Author:** ![figure9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@figure9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/figure9)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/12 "2010-01-21T15:31:23Z")
SUPPORT IRONY! shoot an NRA member.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/13 "2010-01-21T15:35:51Z")
How is all that “Hope” and “Change” working out for ya? ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/14 "2010-01-21T15:37:51Z")
“Think more: Turn off the Talk TV” ---
**Author:** ![adhay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@adhay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/adhay)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/15 "2010-01-21T16:12:28Z")
“You have the right to remain silent.” ---
**Author:** ![Jumpbass](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jumpbass/32/147_2.png) [@Jumpbass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jumpbass)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/16 "2010-01-21T16:44:29Z")
How about: Don’t expect me to care about your Political or Religious Opinions One I want: No one drives a mini van because they want to. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/17 "2010-01-21T17:45:49Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > How is all that “Hope” and “Change” working out for ya? Oh, that one most certainly exists. I love it – it’s quite helpful for idiot identification. ---
**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/18 "2010-01-21T18:26:26Z")
“Hooray for the KKK!” To put on other people’s cars. ---
**Author:** ![Nathan\_S](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/47e85d/32.png) [@Nathan\_S](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nathan_S)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-you-would-display-if-they-existed/525741/19 "2010-01-21T18:43:18Z")
> [@HubZilla](#): > > “Hooray for the KKK!” > > To put on other people’s cars. For the same reason: “Cops are wussies” (as seen in Dilbert ;)).