# Bumper Stickers You've Seen -- EddyTeddyFreddy, This One's For You **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000 "2005-03-05T00:03:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/1 "2005-03-05T00:03:43Z")
I’ve obviously been a Doper too long. I was merging into thick rush hour traffic when I found myself behind a car with a bumper sticker that left me smiling and thinking of another Doper. **EddyTeddyFreddy** , I wish you’d seen it. It read: > [@](#): > > I whisper … > But my horse never listens. Anyone else seen any good bumper stickers recently? Anyone got any you wish they made? CJ ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/2 "2005-03-05T00:40:13Z")
The one I have on my car : “Work like you don’t need the money Dance like there’s nobody watching Love like you’ve never been hurt.” ---
**Author:** ![gardentraveler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gardentraveler/32/3576_2.png) [@gardentraveler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gardentraveler)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/3 "2005-03-05T00:49:33Z")
I’m still fond of the one my brother had in college: “Arms are for hugging.” GT ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/4 "2005-03-05T14:47:38Z")
My all time favorite bumper sticker for sheer WTF’ness said this: “I’ll forgive Jane Fonda when the Jews forgive Hitler.” It wasn’t like I saw it in the 60’s or 70’s either. It was the late 90’s. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/5 "2005-03-05T15:02:34Z")
WOOT!! **Siege** , thanks! I’ve seen that one, too, and it always gives me a laugh. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/6 "2005-03-05T15:02:49Z")
“Forgive Quickly. Kiss Slowly.” ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/7 "2005-03-05T16:22:07Z")
Sold at the university bookstore– “My kid and my money are going to Dalhousie University.” I’ve been tempted to pick that one up for my parents, it just has the wrong school name on it. ---
**Author:** ![Absolute](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b2d939/32.png) [@Absolute](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absolute)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/8 "2005-03-05T17:15:43Z")
> [@Jayn\_Newell](#): > > Sold at the university bookstore– > > “My kid and my money are going to Dalhousie University.” > > I’ve been tempted to pick that one up for my parents, it just has the wrong school name on it. My dad has my school’s version of that on his car. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/9 "2005-03-05T17:22:46Z")
On the back of my boss’ RV: I tried seeing it from your point of view, but I couldn’t get my head that far up my ass! ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/10 "2005-03-05T17:26:26Z")
One I’d love to have, which expresses me pretty well: “Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn’t want to live there.” ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2005, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/11 "2005-03-05T23:53:12Z")
I spent the past week reading the first three Harry Potter books. So I particularly enjoyed seeing this bumper sticker this morning: Republicans for Voldemort ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/12 "2005-03-06T01:01:35Z")
It’s not a funny one, but I liked it. “Life is not a dress rehearsel” ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/13 "2005-03-06T01:02:55Z")
rehearsal…apparently I cannot spell today! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/14 "2005-03-06T03:04:47Z")
I Fear Change Give me large bills ---
**Author:** ![Detritus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@Detritus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Detritus)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/15 "2005-03-06T05:06:08Z")
> [@Jayn\_Newell](#): > > Sold at the university bookstore– > > “My kid and my money are going to Dalhousie University.” I’ve seen these for several schools, most notably BYU and Texas A&M. Saw this one yesterday: “If you see my professor tell him I’m still looking for a parking spot! Texas A&M–Corpus Christi” ---
**Author:** ![TJdude825](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dec6dc/32.png) [@TJdude825](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TJdude825)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/16 "2005-03-06T05:49:01Z")
The background of the sticker is red, and it says: If this bumper sticker is blue, you’re driving too fast. Explanation: When a light source moves toward you (or you move toward it), the light appears slightly bluer than normal, just like a car honking while moving toward you is higher-pitched than normal. However, you’d have to travel at extremely high speeds, near the speed of light, for the blue shift to be noticeable. ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/17 "2005-03-06T05:52:54Z")
A recent sighting; “Doing my part to piss off the religious right.” All time favorite; “Forget World Peace, Visualize using your turn signal!” ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/18 "2005-03-06T06:11:45Z")
My neighbor has a new one: “Pillage first, _then_ burn” ---
**Author:** ![moes\_lotion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@moes\_lotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moes_lotion)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/19 "2005-03-06T07:45:30Z")
A good friend of mine has one that reads **Question Assumptions** And, not a sticker but a personalized license plate I have seen - **ERACISM** ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/20 "2005-03-06T08:08:27Z")
Just saw a cute one tonight: My dog can LICK Your dog [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000.md?page=2)