# Bumper Stickers You've Seen -- EddyTeddyFreddy, This One's For You **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000 "2005-03-05T00:03:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/21 "2005-03-06T13:42:27Z")
My bumper sticker reads: I might look weird but I’d kick your ass on Jeopardy. ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/22 "2005-03-06T13:46:46Z")
This is the one I have seen: **Thank God I am an Atheist.** I want one that says this: **God is thankful you are an Atheist.** so I can drive in front of the person with the other one. 😛 Is agnostic ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/23 "2005-03-06T14:53:14Z")
File under: I wish I could respond to that one. > [@](#): > > Meat Is Dead Response:So is salad. Tofu Too. ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/24 "2005-03-06T14:58:56Z")
Visualize whirled peas. ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/25 "2005-03-06T15:12:51Z")
Do not meddle in the affairs of Dragons, for you are Crunchy and Good With Ketchup.(in a fancy, olde english-type font). My mom had one in the '70’s from the John Birch Society, next to a peace sign it said “Footprint of the American Chicken”. Lasted about a week, then somebody scraped it off. Can’t for the life of me imagine why? :rolleyes: Only bumper sticker she’s ever had in her life, too. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/26 "2005-03-06T17:42:20Z")
I had one that said “All men are animals, but some make good pets.” Alas, my husband whined so much I finally took it off. On another car I had “I’m sorry, I’m out of my mind, but I’ll be back shortly.” ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/27 "2005-03-06T18:12:05Z")
I have a bumper sticker on my car which reads: **"Nice Marmot."** The Achievers amongst you will get it. I used to have one that would cause people to stop, and look, and read, and re-read…it was fun to watch them in the parking lot. “AWAANDBILEYERHIED” Which is Glaswegian for “go and boil your head.” ---
**Author:** ![DrLoveGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@DrLoveGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLoveGun)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/28 "2005-03-06T18:48:45Z")
I always liked Visualize Whirled Peas ---
**Author:** ![DrLoveGun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@DrLoveGun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrLoveGun)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/29 "2005-03-06T18:50:28Z")
Vegatarian, Indian word for lousy hunter. ---
**Author:** ![Jayn\_Newell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Jayn\_Newell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayn_Newell)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/30 "2005-03-06T18:59:10Z")
> [@Rhubarb](#): > > A recent sighting; > “Doing my part to piss off the religious right.” There’s a local store here which caters to Wiccans and Pagans, with bumper stickers, buttons and other things with sayings like this on them. Others I remember seeing– “Recovering Catholic” “God please save me from your followers” “My other car is a broom” And, my personal favorite (which I’d buy if I was Wiccan)– “I weigh the same as a duck” ---
**Author:** ![akennett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ee59a6/32.png) [@akennett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/akennett)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/31 "2005-03-06T21:30:54Z")
On the car I usually park next to: Cthulhu Saves In case he gets hungry later. ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/32 "2005-03-06T21:34:21Z")
I just saw this one today: “If you’re not completely appalled, you’re not paying attention.” ---
**Author:** ![FandJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@FandJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FandJ)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/33 "2005-03-06T21:34:24Z")
Seen in the last year: Still pissed at Yoko fandj ---
**Author:** ![jester21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ed655f/32.png) [@jester21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jester21)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/34 "2005-03-06T21:43:26Z")
for the D&D’rs out there: Jesus Saves. Everyone else takes 2d6 damage. some i’d like to make: Don’t mind my driving. I dropped my beer. Don’t like my driving? Call: 1-800-Budwieser My personal favorite that i’ve seen: My kid beat up your honor student and: My son was Inmate of the Month at (local) County Jail. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/35 "2005-03-06T22:04:30Z")
My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it’s all about? ---
**Author:** ![sweetfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@sweetfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sweetfreak)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/36 "2005-03-06T22:31:50Z")
> [@jester21](#): > > for the D&D’rs out there: > > Jesus Saves. > Everyone else takes 2d6 damage. Not Jesus. The damn cleric! Where’s the damn cleric when you need 'em?! Arrrrrrrgh! My HPs are at -10 again! Time to create a new character. ☹ D&D? What’s that? _looks around innocently_ ---
**Author:** ![Imbrium](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/13edae/32.png) [@Imbrium](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imbrium)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/37 "2005-03-06T23:25:52Z")
What Would Scooby Do? And in reference to the University of South Carolina Gamecocks: You can’t lick our Cocks ---
**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/38 "2005-03-07T12:18:47Z")
My favorite (seen in the NW): “I don’t take shit. I don’t give shit. I am not in the shit business.” ---
**Author:** ![Genghis\_Bob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/45deac/32.png) [@Genghis\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genghis_Bob)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/39 "2005-03-07T12:40:24Z")
“My Karma ran over your Dogma” ---
**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/40 "2005-03-07T12:43:25Z")
Humpty Dumpty was pushed! Eat right, exercise, die anyway. I had “Visualize Whirled Peas” on my old car. My husband won’t let me put any stickers on our current car. I don’t know why not, it might cover up a few of the rust spots. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000.md?page=3)