# Bumper Stickers You've Seen -- EddyTeddyFreddy, This One's For You **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 5, 2005, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000 "2005-03-05T00:03:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/41 "2005-03-07T13:21:34Z")
**Maxx** I got that one on my car too. Hopefully I’ll get to prove it one of these days. My GF has one of those sarcstic bunny ones, “It’s sad how stupid you are.” ---
**Author:** ![Detritus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@Detritus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Detritus)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/42 "2005-03-07T16:07:01Z")
Some of the many I have collected over the years and which are still sitting around my apartment because Mr. Detritus strongly objects to stickers on the car (thank Og for that–my car would be covered!): “Member Mad Scientists Union Local 42” (I have a similar T-shirt that reads “Devil’s Union Local 666”) “Evil Geniuses for a better tomorrow” “Support Bactreia They’re the only culture some people have” “WWID? (What Would Igor Do?)” “Migratory Lifeform with a tropism for Bookstores” “I’m surrounded by Anarchy, Chaos, & Mayhem. My work here is done!” “Campus Crusade for Chtulhu It found me!” “Cthulhu-Cola It’s the surreal thing” (with icons of people swimming and running and huge tentacles grabbing at them) “Miskatonic Summer Games Fastest Food in Arkham” (a Knights Of The Dinner Table one) “I ready my Crossbow Of Slaying!” “Roll the dice! I want to see if I eat your spleen.” “If I wanted your opinion I’d read your entrails” (many thanks to Pegasus Publishing, the company responsible for many of these!) ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/43 "2005-03-07T16:15:25Z")
> [@Scuba\_Ben](#): > > I spent the past week reading the first three Harry Potter books. So I particularly enjoyed seeing this bumper sticker this morning: > > Republicans for Voldemort The funny thing is, I am wearing my “Republicans for Voldemort” t-shirt today! If you’re interested, it’s from a webcomic called Goats. I’ve only got a couple stickers on my car these days. My favorite one says “Well Behaved Women Rarely Make History.” ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/44 "2005-03-07T16:37:05Z")
Youth we have How about a Fountain of Smart ---
**Author:** ![PinkMarabou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@PinkMarabou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PinkMarabou)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/45 "2005-03-07T17:12:15Z")
Some of my faves . . . Somewhere in Texas, a village is missng an idiot. DRAFT Republicans GOD is not spelled G.O.P. Better DEAD than RED One Person, One Vote (may not apply in all states) If God Meant Us to Vote, He Would Have Given Us Candidates evildoer Ban Republican Marriage Ignorance and Arrogance is bad foreign policy Tie a yellow ribbon around your neck Is it 2008 yet? You can’t be Pro-War and Pro-Life I’s rather have a president who screwed his intern than one who screwed his country Blue Person, Red State Bush Spent Your Social Security on his War No Child Left Without A Deficit I Support Meaningless Jingoistic Cliches I see DUMB people An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind Asses of Evil (has pics of Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld) Don’t blame me, I wanted an abortion (has a picture of Barbara Bush) Vote Republican, It’s Easier Than Thinking No rich, white, english speaking child left behind Hate is not a family value Stewart, Colbert '08 Who ever heard of a good piece of elephant? Hummers are for dicks Think. Corporate Media = Mass Mind Control If you’re going to ride my ass that hard, you could at least pull my hair I’m too informed to be a Republican NIN COMPOOP '04 (in the design of the Bush sticker) “I’ve seen you naked” - God Killing for Peace is like screwing for virginity A Pot Smoker is busted every 45 seconds, and you wonder why we’re paranoid. Will God punish us for loving or punish you for hating? Virtual Canadian Come the Rapture, can I have your car? Daddy farted and we can’t get out!!! I’m looking for the right pedestrian to run over I have a nice body, it’s in my truck Pissing off the whole planet one person at a time We have enough youth, how 'bout a fountain of SMART? some people are only alive because it’s illegal to shoot them Reality is a crutch for people who can’t handle drugs. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. ---
**Author:** ![robz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ac8455/32.png) [@robz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robz)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/46 "2005-03-07T17:15:12Z")
best I have seen: “Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus” (no offense intended to anyone) ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/47 "2005-03-07T17:31:19Z")
My two all-time favorites, bar none, of which I’ve never been able to find versions that I like enough to buy. “If God isn’t a Tarheel, why’s the sky Carolina blue?” “My other ride is your mom.” ---
**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/48 "2005-03-07T18:49:53Z")
My current favorite one: At first glance, it looks like a fairly typical “buckle up” kind of bumper sticker. It has a picture of a seat belt, with the words “Buckle up” on it. Then, below that: “It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.” Hee. ---
**Author:** ![Ghanima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Ghanima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ghanima)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/49 "2005-03-07T19:40:40Z")
I love my bumper sticker that says “I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!” ---
**Author:** ![Campion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Campion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Campion)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/50 "2005-03-07T21:53:11Z")
My all-time favorite, seen in the Lone Star State: “U.S. Out of Texas” ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/51 "2005-03-07T23:43:35Z")
> [@SiXSwordS](#): > > File under: I wish I could respond to that one. > Response:So is salad. Tofu Too. How about Not if prepared properly. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ignatz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/3be4f8/32.png) [@Ignatz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignatz)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/52 "2005-03-08T03:03:53Z")
From Spencer Gifts: _Jesus Loves You. Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Asshole_ ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/53 "2005-03-08T17:59:04Z")
“Peace Through Superior Firepower” “My Other Car is a Piece of Crap, Too” “Kerry-Edwards: When You’re This Full of Shit You _Need_ Two Johns” “Possum - The Other White Meat” ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/54 "2005-03-08T19:21:50Z")
Militant Agnostic: I don’t know and you don’t either ---
**Author:** ![WhiteyFoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3e96dc/32.png) [@WhiteyFoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhiteyFoo)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/55 "2005-03-08T22:40:41Z")
I’ve seen the “What Would Scooby Do” one recently. On my race bike, I had “Whitey Will Pay”. In the office I have: “I Hate Computers” (I’m in IT.) “Coffee Now Dammit!” “My Cubicle Is So Fucking Small” “Work Harder, Millions on Welfare Depend on You” “Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You’re an Asshole”. I used to have one that read “ACID” on my old car. Got it when I was working in a Chemical Plant. I also have a “Gefilte Fish” from McPhee. ---
**Author:** ![MsPrufrock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb9ed0/32.png) [@MsPrufrock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsPrufrock)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/56 "2005-03-08T22:58:37Z")
“One Nation: Under Educated” “Three Purple Hearts Trumps Two DUIs” “Got Democracy?” “Don’t Be a Dick” And my fav is not a slogan - it’s my little silhouette of the guys in the MST3K theater on my rear window. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Detritus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@Detritus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Detritus)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/57 "2005-03-09T16:42:17Z")
> [@MsPrufrock](#): > > “Don’t Be a Dick” “When you vote for Bush you get Dick” ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [March 9, 2005, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/58 "2005-03-09T20:40:46Z")
> [@robz](#): > > best I have seen: “Nuke a Gay Whale for Jesus” > > (no offense intended to anyone) No offense intended to anyone? I don’t get it. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [March 13, 2005, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/59 "2005-03-13T08:45:44Z")
I saw one tonight that I really liked. It said: “Eschew Obfuscation” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2005, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000/60 "2005-03-14T03:56:13Z")
One of my favorites: “What Would Nixon Do?” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumper-stickers-youve-seen-eddyteddyfreddy-this-ones-for-you/293000.md?page=4)