# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/1 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")
Okay, maybe not the _whole_ family. But it’s a pretty simple game nonetheless. The challenge is to \*\*post euphemisms for sex \*\*(see the thread title for one example). Rules are as follows: 1. Each post should contain\*\* one and only one\*\* euphemism. 2. Once you’ve posted, \*\*you must wait for at least one other person to post \*\*before you post again. 3. **You must not repeat something that has been previously posted**. I’m not intending to rule-lawyer things that are close-but-not-quite-the-same, but try to keep in the spirit of the game. And yes, this means you have to read the whole thread before posting. 4. You can post well-worn euphemisms or make up your own, but if you’re making up your own we expect them to be recognizable as a sex euphemism without other context and not filled with nonsense words (i.e. don’t say “loading the U-Haul” or “flibbaging her in the gesput”, because the first could mean anything and the second is gibberish). I’m guessing that the first page will be pretty easy to fill, the second page more of a challenge and by page 3 only the truly creative will still be in the game. “Bumping uglies” is the first play. Your turn. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/2 "2013-10-29T11:58:44Z")
“Dancing the horizontal bop” ---
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/3 "2013-10-29T12:14:39Z")
“Making the beast with two backs” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/4 "2013-10-29T13:42:25Z")
“Making the eight-legged aardvark”. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/5 "2013-10-29T13:45:19Z")
Making Whoopee ---
**Author:** ![tonyfop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/85f322/32.png) [@tonyfop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tonyfop)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/6 "2013-10-29T13:50:39Z")
Playing “Hide the Salami” ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/7 "2013-10-29T13:56:16Z")
Knockin’ boots. ---
**Author:** ![sentrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@sentrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sentrix)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/8 "2013-10-29T13:57:40Z")
off to play ‘alice in wonderland’ ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/9 "2013-10-29T14:01:08Z")
[Hot beef injection.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnbDA4wKrg0&noredirect=1#t=41) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/10 "2013-10-29T14:02:09Z")
He-and-Shein’ ---
**Author:** ![sentrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@sentrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sentrix)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/11 "2013-10-29T14:03:45Z")
leg over. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/12 "2013-10-29T14:37:11Z")
Testing the bedsprings ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/13 "2013-10-29T14:44:23Z")
Grouse pinching on the moor! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/14 "2013-10-29T14:45:17Z")
Deploying your heat-seeking moisture missile. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/15 "2013-10-29T14:46:31Z")
Playing hide the salami ---
**Author:** ![sentrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@sentrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sentrix)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/16 "2013-10-29T14:47:15Z")
parking the bike. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/17 "2013-10-29T14:49:29Z")
Flying United ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/18 "2013-10-29T14:54:17Z")
A bit of the old in-out, in-out (from _A Clockwork Orange_) ---
**Author:** ![sentrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@sentrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sentrix)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/19 "2013-10-29T15:07:19Z")
polishing the rocket. ---
**Author:** ![sentrix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ac8455/32.png) [@sentrix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sentrix)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/20 "2013-10-29T15:08:21Z")
wait that’s masturbation. going down the rabbit hole. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543.md?page=2)