# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/201 "2013-11-04T18:29:12Z")
I bow to superior knowledge. šŸ˜‰ _Gettinā€™_ some poontang. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/202 "2013-11-04T18:30:05Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > Dropping the kids off for swimming lessons > [@HardlySanguine](#): > > Isnā€™tā€¦ isnā€™t that a euphemism for taking a dump, not boinking? Similar but not the same. Iā€™ve heard ā€œdropping the kids off at the poolā€ used for #2 but the kids/swimming reference definitely infers boinking. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/203 "2013-11-04T18:36:36Z")
As Bessie Smith put it: \*I need a little sugar, in my bowl, I need a little hot dog, between my rolls You gettinā€™ different, Iā€™ve been told, move your finger, drop something in my bowl I need a little steam-heat on my floor, Maybe I can fix things up, so theyā€™ll go (spoken: Get off your knees, I canā€™t see what youā€™re drivinā€™ at! Itā€™s dark down there! Looks like a snake! Cā€™mon here and drop somethinā€™ here in my bowl, stop your foolinā€™, and drop somethinā€™, in my bowl) \* ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/204 "2013-11-04T19:01:20Z")
or, as the holiday season approaches: _Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney, stuck in my chimney, stuck in my chimney. Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney when he came last year._ ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/205 "2013-11-04T19:54:30Z")
Wham bam, thank you maā€™am ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2013, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/206 "2013-11-04T19:59:33Z")
inspecting ceilings ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/207 "2013-11-05T17:31:44Z")
Knocking the dust off ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/208 "2013-11-05T18:55:08Z")
Making the beast with two backs ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/209 "2013-11-05T19:39:14Z")
Affirming the relationship. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/210 "2013-11-05T19:50:26Z")
> [@BrianJ](#): > > Tube-snake bookie Did you mean ā€œTube-steak Boogieā€? Consummating the relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/211 "2013-11-05T20:17:58Z")
Slippery friction of mucous membranes ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/212 "2013-11-05T20:20:44Z")
Appeasing Mr. Gray ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/213 "2013-11-05T20:34:59Z")
Carrie Fisher called it ā€œSurrendering the Pink.ā€ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/214 "2013-11-05T20:41:04Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > Making the beast with two backs Post 3. Poke her yoke. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/215 "2013-11-05T22:02:41Z")
knocking boots. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/216 "2013-11-05T22:18:30Z")
Gettinā€™ laid. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/217 "2013-11-06T04:20:53Z")
Gettinā€™ naughty ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/218 "2013-11-06T15:00:33Z")
getting a bit of strange (Just learned from an Australian friend). ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/219 "2013-11-06T15:03:06Z")
bumpinā€™ beneath the bedcovers ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/220 "2013-11-06T15:14:30Z")
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