# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/221 "2013-11-06T15:55:41Z")
Greasing the flagpole ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/222 "2013-11-06T17:22:38Z")
Mounting the saddle ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/223 "2013-11-06T18:58:37Z")
One actually used by a former co-worker while his wife was pregnant: “Teaching my son to play baseball.” Good lord. 10 years later it still squicks me out. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/224 "2013-11-06T19:01:26Z")
Working out at the Y ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/225 "2013-11-06T19:04:51Z")
Going straight at the fork in the road. ---
**Author:** ![Noel\_Prosequi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b19c9b/32.png) [@Noel\_Prosequi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noel_Prosequi)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/226 "2013-11-06T21:52:00Z")
Spearing the bearded clam. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2013, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/227 "2013-11-06T23:16:00Z")
Putting a shine on her lips ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/228 "2013-11-07T03:29:24Z")
Polluting the Love Canal ---
**Author:** ![Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/try2b_comprehensive/32/65_2.png) [@Try2B\_Comprehensive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Try2B_Comprehensive)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/229 "2013-11-07T04:19:26Z")
Paddling her canoe. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/230 "2013-11-07T05:48:33Z")
I feel sure that it must have been done already, but I’m not checking out five pages to look: Laying pipe. ---
**Author:** ![Orwell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/dfb087/32.png) [@Orwell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orwell)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/231 "2013-11-07T16:16:12Z")
Hobble De Gee, as contrasted to Gobble De Gee and Wobble De Gee. (from the Greaseman). ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/232 "2013-11-07T21:01:17Z")
Plunder (only if you’re wearing an eye patch) ---
**Author:** ![Moonchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@Moonchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonchild)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/233 "2013-11-07T21:29:04Z")
Boinking. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2013, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/234 "2013-11-07T23:17:39Z")
[Burlapping.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boontling#B) (last entry of the section) ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/235 "2013-11-08T15:52:59Z")
Roll me over in the clover. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/236 "2013-11-08T16:38:34Z")
Active cuddling. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/237 "2013-11-08T16:43:30Z")
slammin’ the salami ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/238 "2013-11-08T16:55:41Z")
Going to pet the kitty. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/239 "2013-11-08T19:03:14Z")
“Mommy and Daddy are really tired and we are going to take a nap, so you be sure not to disturb us. Here, watch some TV. Need it louder? OK. We’ll be awake in about an hour.” ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/240 "2013-11-08T21:37:07Z")
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