# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2013, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/241 "2013-11-08T23:30:16Z")
Necking with your privates. ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/242 "2013-11-09T01:08:04Z")
Plumbing her depths ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/243 "2013-11-09T05:14:46Z")
Holes and poles (coined, I believe, by sf author Joe Haldeman in his book _Buying Time_) ---
**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/244 "2013-11-09T10:48:27Z")
Having a root ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/245 "2013-11-09T16:36:56Z")
Hammertime ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 9, 2013, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/246 "2013-11-09T16:46:51Z")
“a poke” From _Lonesome Dove_, though for purposes of this thread variants of “poking” have been used. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2013, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/247 "2013-11-10T06:42:52Z")
ravishing her ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2013, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/248 "2013-11-11T06:55:07Z")
Rocking and rolling ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/249 "2013-11-12T01:13:20Z")
Pillaging ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/250 "2013-11-12T02:26:29Z")
Rapine ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/251 "2013-11-12T04:18:39Z")
spelunking in the tunnel of love ---
**Author:** ![jebert](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ec9cab/32.png) [@jebert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jebert)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/252 "2013-11-12T16:50:48Z")
Nailing ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/253 "2013-11-12T16:57:37Z")
Me so horny. Me love you long time. Me sucky sucky. ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/254 "2013-11-12T19:26:55Z")
[Playing Patty-Cake.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StOyd1DZbBo#t=1348) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/255 "2013-11-12T20:22:26Z")
Going deep. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/256 "2013-11-12T20:25:31Z")
Shtupping. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/257 "2013-11-13T17:10:01Z")
Tapping that ass. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/258 "2013-11-13T17:38:57Z")
Getting to know you. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/259 "2013-11-13T18:15:47Z")
_L’amour_ ---
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/260 "2013-11-13T18:32:17Z")
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