# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/21 "2013-10-29T15:13:10Z")
Plowing. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/22 "2013-10-29T15:17:29Z")
a bit of the old rumpy-pumpy ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/23 "2013-10-29T15:26:22Z")
Taking the skin boat to tuna town ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/24 "2013-10-29T15:31:09Z")
“porking” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/25 "2013-10-29T15:42:32Z")
Dancing in the dark ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/26 "2013-10-29T16:04:36Z")
[The proper term is “Smite Evil”, not “bumping uglies”.](http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0212.html) Oh, and I call foul on **Evil Captor**. **tonyfop** beat him to “hide the salami”. ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/27 "2013-10-29T16:14:03Z")
[ol] [li] Bumping uglies[/li][li]Dancing the horizontal bop[/li][li]Making the beast with two backs[/li][li]Making the eight-legged aardvark[/li][li]Making Whoopee[/li]\*\*Playing “Hide the Salami” \*[li]Knockin’ boots[/li][li]Off to play ‘alice in wonderland’[/li][li]Hot beef injection[/li][li]He-and-Shein’[/li][li]Leg over[/li][li]Testing the bedsprings[/li][li]Grouse pinching on the moor![/li][li]Deploying your heat-seeking moisture missile.[/li][li]Playing hide the salami[/li][li]Parking the bike[/li][li]Flying United[/li][li]A bit of the old in-out, in-out (from A Clockwork Orange)[/li][li]Polishing the rocket. (wait that’s masturbation) - Going down the rabbit hole[/li][li]Plowing[/li][li]A bit of the old rumpy-pumpy[/li][li]Taking the skin boat to tuna town[/li][li]Porking[/li][li]Dancing in the dark[/li][li]Smite Evil[/li][li]Good old “Humping”[/li][/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/28 "2013-10-29T16:16:46Z")
Poking the whiskers ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/29 "2013-10-29T16:23:15Z")
Laying some pipe ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/30 "2013-10-29T17:18:09Z")
Taking Door #1 ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/31 "2013-10-29T17:30:35Z")
Doin’ the nasty ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/32 "2013-10-29T17:34:11Z")
Putting his sex into her sex. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/33 "2013-10-29T17:51:54Z")
Sliding Tab A into Slot B ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/34 "2013-10-29T18:13:59Z")
Going for a ride in the Tunnel of Love. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/35 "2013-10-29T18:18:02Z")
gettin’ some sugar ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/36 "2013-10-29T18:27:26Z")
bangin’ ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/37 "2013-10-29T19:22:21Z")
Playing babies ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/38 "2013-10-29T19:25:40Z")
delivering the male ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/39 "2013-10-29T19:34:38Z")
Buttering the whisker biscuit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/40 "2013-10-29T20:32:39Z")
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