# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/41 "2013-10-29T21:19:23Z")
Taking “Ol’ One-Eye” to see the optometrist. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 29, 2013, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/42 "2013-10-29T21:47:43Z")
Mommy and Daddy’s “special hug” ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/43 "2013-10-30T00:12:19Z")
Dying the little death ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/44 "2013-10-30T00:14:17Z")
Gittin’ it on ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/45 "2013-10-30T00:29:39Z")
> [@Nosfernuthin](#): > > Playing babies Is “practicing making babies” too close to **Nosfernuthin** ’s post to count? ---
**Author:** ![azraiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@azraiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/azraiel)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/46 "2013-10-30T00:39:16Z")
Dippin’ the wick. ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/47 "2013-10-30T00:42:31Z")
Playing doctor ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/48 "2013-10-30T00:54:27Z")
Putting the train in the tunnel. ---
**Author:** ![TheChileanBlob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thechileanblob/32/435_2.png) [@TheChileanBlob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheChileanBlob)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/49 "2013-10-30T01:00:02Z")
Doing the Hokey Pokey. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/50 "2013-10-30T01:07:45Z")
Doin’ what comes naturally ---
**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/51 "2013-10-30T01:19:59Z")
Sugglebunnies! Snugglebunnies! Snugglebunnies! ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/52 "2013-10-30T01:42:43Z")
Doing it like they do on the Discovery Channel. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/53 "2013-10-30T01:45:49Z")
Making a Hole-n-One ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/54 "2013-10-30T02:31:41Z")
Riding the bologna pony. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/55 "2013-10-30T02:35:11Z")
pokin’ her yoke ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/56 "2013-10-30T02:36:35Z")
Pounding on the love nail ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_fun_ball/32/17664_2.png) [@Happy\_Fun\_Ball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Fun_Ball)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/57 "2013-10-30T02:37:35Z")
Putting the jizz biscuit in the oven ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/58 "2013-10-30T03:13:29Z")
Glazing your nuts. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/59 "2013-10-30T03:31:23Z")
riding the pink pony ---
**Author:** ![Bumbershoot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbershoot/32/3428_2.png) [@Bumbershoot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbershoot)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/60 "2013-10-30T03:43:46Z")
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