# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/61 "2013-10-30T04:05:20Z")
Go for a roll in the hay. ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/62 "2013-10-30T08:02:51Z")
Sheathing one’s sword ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/63 "2013-10-30T08:11:35Z")
Boning. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/64 "2013-10-30T10:38:39Z")
This is going swimmingly. I knew I could count on you people. Hopping in the sack ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/65 "2013-10-30T12:21:06Z")
Our duty to the Party. (From _1984_). Regards, Sho-damned ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/66 "2013-10-30T12:36:07Z")
Lie back and think of England. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/67 "2013-10-30T13:14:22Z")
getting some afternoon delight ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/68 "2013-10-30T13:15:01Z")
grinding ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/69 "2013-10-30T13:23:43Z")
Tearing off a piece ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/70 "2013-10-30T13:26:11Z")
A stout rogering. - Harry Flashman ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/71 "2013-10-30T13:52:36Z")
dancing in the sheets ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/72 "2013-10-30T13:53:25Z")
getting your rocks off ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/73 "2013-10-30T14:27:36Z")
trying to get pregnant ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/74 "2013-10-30T14:47:14Z")
relieving tension ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/75 "2013-10-30T14:52:19Z")
coitus ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/76 "2013-10-30T15:17:00Z")
Scrumping. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/77 "2013-10-30T15:21:04Z")
Knockin’ boots. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/78 "2013-10-30T15:22:59Z")
Getting a pickle tickle. ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/79 "2013-10-30T15:38:56Z")
Pumping for oil. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/80 "2013-10-30T15:46:34Z")
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