# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/81 "2013-10-30T15:55:16Z")
fucking ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/82 "2013-10-30T15:58:07Z")
screwing ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/83 "2013-10-30T16:03:36Z")
Going ball deep. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/84 "2013-10-30T16:22:36Z")
swapping spit and dry-humping ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/85 "2013-10-30T16:23:37Z")
> [@Elendil's Scabrous Hair](#): > > fucking Had to give up, right? How many were waiting for this one? ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/86 "2013-10-30T16:24:12Z")
Hittin’ a home run. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/87 "2013-10-30T16:25:09Z")
bunny-cuddling ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/88 "2013-10-30T16:26:39Z")
“Mommy and Daddy are wrestling again! And it looks like Daddy’s winning!” ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/89 "2013-10-30T16:29:04Z")
Going all the way ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/90 "2013-10-30T16:30:31Z")
the backseat rumble ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/91 "2013-10-30T16:52:21Z")
Gettin’ your ashes hauled. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/92 "2013-10-30T17:44:17Z")
Balling ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/93 "2013-10-30T17:53:27Z")
Euphemisming one’s brains out. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/94 "2013-10-30T18:11:31Z")
conjugating the verb ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/95 "2013-10-30T18:16:32Z")
Blow the grounsils ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/96 "2013-10-30T19:13:53Z")
being deflowered ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/97 "2013-10-30T19:15:35Z")
Goat’s jig. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/98 "2013-10-30T19:20:39Z")
losing your virginity ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/99 "2013-10-30T19:41:20Z")
Stirring the lobster kettle of a loose-bodied gown. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/100 "2013-10-30T19:48:39Z")
> [@Elendil's Scabrous Hair](#): > > fucking > [@Nosfernuthin](#): > > Had to give up, right? How many were waiting for this one? Giving up? ME? Hell, no. I just thought we ought to get the obvious one out of the way. conjugal visit [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543.md?page=6)