# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/101 "2013-10-30T20:04:22Z")
Doin’ the nasty ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/102 "2013-10-30T20:10:06Z")
Give (or get) a high hard one. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/103 "2013-10-30T20:27:45Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > Doin’ the nasty Post 31 (no, that’s not a euphemism!) ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/104 "2013-10-30T20:28:36Z")
“Post 31” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/105 "2013-10-30T20:30:20Z")
> [@ElvisL1ves](#): > > “Post 31” Filthy. Give her a creamy center. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/106 "2013-10-30T20:33:50Z")
Tap that azz ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/107 "2013-10-30T20:34:02Z")
Squirt your ranch dressing in her Hidden Valley. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/108 "2013-10-30T20:37:03Z")
Slap bellies. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/109 "2013-10-30T20:39:12Z")
Making niknik (from Latka on _Taxi_) ---
**Author:** ![Civil\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d78d45/32.png) [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/110 "2013-10-30T20:42:09Z")
Getting some honey on your stinger. -Attributed to Harry Truman ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/111 "2013-10-30T20:46:30Z")
Get some stank on the hang-low. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/112 "2013-10-30T20:58:12Z")
Quality time. Regards, Sho-damned ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/113 "2013-10-30T23:26:18Z")
I can’t believe it’s taken 100+ posts before we came up with… making love ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/114 "2013-10-30T23:33:36Z")
Exchanging bodily fluids ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/115 "2013-10-30T23:36:02Z")
Snu snu ---
**Author:** ![Peanuthead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peanuthead/32/360_2.png) [@Peanuthead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanuthead)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/116 "2013-10-30T23:39:39Z")
Ten toes up, ten toes down. Two little bellies going round and round. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2013, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/117 "2013-10-30T23:43:12Z")
Strumming the strumpet ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/118 "2013-10-31T02:09:03Z")
Going to Pleasuretown. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/119 "2013-10-31T02:19:14Z")
booty call ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/120 "2013-10-31T02:29:22Z")
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