# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/121 "2013-10-31T02:40:11Z")
Ugandan discussions ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/122 "2013-10-31T03:10:54Z")
Playing house (old one). ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/123 "2013-10-31T03:34:23Z")
Mashing loins. ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/124 "2013-10-31T03:38:01Z")
Wrangling the snake into its den. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/125 "2013-10-31T03:38:26Z")
Sugaring the plums. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 8:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/126 "2013-10-31T08:46:48Z")
Exchanging safe words ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/127 "2013-10-31T12:01:52Z")
Shagging ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/128 "2013-10-31T12:15:09Z")
Sinking the Bismark! ---
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/129 "2013-10-31T12:39:58Z")
Country matters ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/130 "2013-10-31T12:47:51Z")
Putting your chocolate in her peanut butter ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/131 "2013-10-31T12:58:48Z")
Drive my car ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/132 "2013-10-31T13:31:01Z")
Giving her some Y chromosomes. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/133 "2013-10-31T14:32:35Z")
“a mistake” (so identified after the fact) ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/134 "2013-10-31T14:54:06Z")
the game of trouser snake and honeypot ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/135 "2013-10-31T14:55:09Z")
Carnal knowledge ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/136 "2013-10-31T15:05:39Z")
going for a romp ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/137 "2013-10-31T15:13:34Z")
Greasing the fire pole. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/138 "2013-10-31T15:16:01Z")
dipping the wick ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/139 "2013-10-31T15:34:01Z")
Engaging in a bit of how’s-your-father? ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/140 "2013-10-31T16:25:33Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > dipping the wick See post #46 Putting the hot knife in her butter [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543.md?page=8)