# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/141 "2013-10-31T16:32:24Z")
Having a little slap and tickle. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/142 "2013-10-31T17:22:24Z")
the ol’ [nudge-nudge, wink-wink](http://www.ibras.dk/montypython/episode03.htm#9) ---
**Author:** ![fanganga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@fanganga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fanganga)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/143 "2013-10-31T17:43:37Z")
A roll in the hay ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/144 "2013-10-31T18:03:16Z")
Hittin’ the sheets ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/145 "2013-10-31T18:08:30Z")
twins conjoined at the belly button ---
**Author:** ![abbeytxs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@abbeytxs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/abbeytxs)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/146 "2013-10-31T18:12:16Z")
Sliding in to home. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/147 "2013-10-31T18:12:56Z")
High-fiving her uterus. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/148 "2013-10-31T18:17:00Z")
Scoring. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/149 "2013-10-31T19:37:38Z")
Cat Scratch Fever ---
**Author:** ![Dead\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@Dead\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dead_Cat)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/150 "2013-10-31T20:23:44Z")
Administering an injection of Vitamin S. ---
**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/151 "2013-10-31T20:23:51Z")
Wetting it. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/152 "2013-10-31T21:16:04Z")
Making puppies. ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/153 "2013-10-31T22:56:27Z")
Waxing the tunnel of love ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2013, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/154 "2013-10-31T23:11:35Z")
Rattling gonads ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/155 "2013-11-01T01:06:15Z")
Hiking the Appalachian Trail > **[Mark Sanford extramarital affair](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Sanford_disappearance_and_extramarital_affair)** > > From June 18 until June 24, 2009, Republican South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford's whereabouts were unknown and the media covered what was described as his disappearance. Subsequently, Sanford reappeared and admitted that he had been in Buenos Aires, Argentina, with a woman with whom he was having an extramarital affair. He stated that in 2001, he met and became friends with this woman and that they started having a sexual relationship in 2008. His wife, Jenny Sanford, became aware of the rela... ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/156 "2013-11-01T01:47:57Z")
> [@Undead Hobbit](#): > > Wetting it. Whetting it. ---
**Author:** ![BrianJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/54ee81/32.png) [@BrianJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrianJ)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/157 "2013-11-01T03:28:56Z")
Tube-snake bookie ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/158 "2013-11-01T04:05:21Z")
Public polka ---
**Author:** ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/159 "2013-11-01T05:19:44Z")
Having intimate relations ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/160 "2013-11-01T13:49:44Z")
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