# Bumping Uglies: A Game for the Whole Family! **URL:** \ **Category:** The Game Room\ **Created:** [October 29, 2013, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543 "2013-10-29T11:02:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/161 "2013-11-01T14:11:54Z")
Throwing a hotdog down the hallway. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/162 "2013-11-01T14:14:49Z")
Forming babby ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/163 "2013-11-01T14:15:41Z")
Practice taxidermy (i.e. stuff the beaver) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/164 "2013-11-01T14:20:43Z")
Going number three ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/165 "2013-11-01T15:01:28Z")
Dicking her Butkus. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/166 "2013-11-01T15:05:17Z")
Dropping the kids off for swimming lessons ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/167 "2013-11-01T15:20:58Z")
Humping. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/168 "2013-11-01T15:31:38Z")
Fancy a shag, luv? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Panic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/don_t_panic/32/398_2.png) [@Don\_t\_Panic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Panic)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/169 "2013-11-01T16:07:28Z")
Quenching Cupid’s fiery shaft in the chaste beams of the watery moon. (Thanks, Shakespeare.) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/170 "2013-11-01T17:59:17Z")
> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#): > > Throwing a hotdog down the hallway. Or the other way would be pushing a Twinkie through a funnel. > [@For You](#): > > Going number three I associate this with diarrhea, 1 + 2 = 3 ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/171 "2013-11-01T18:58:57Z")
Mashing potatoes with her thighs. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/172 "2013-11-01T19:03:46Z")
goin’ for the gonads ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/173 "2013-11-01T21:10:51Z")
Gettin’ some stinky on yo’ pinky. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/174 "2013-11-01T21:12:14Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > Or the other way would be pushing a Twinkie through a funnel. I’ve referred to attempting to have sex without a full erection as “shoving a marshmallow into a piggy bank”. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2013, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/175 "2013-11-01T22:07:44Z")
Rolling around. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/176 "2013-11-02T03:56:50Z")
the way of a maid with a man (From Thomas Berger’s _Arthur Rex_ - a delightfully old-fashioned euphemism IMHO). ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/177 "2013-11-02T04:48:06Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > I associate this with diarrhea, 1 + 2 = 3 Thanks for that :dubious: I suspect I shall never again feel the same way about parting the beef curtains. ---
**Author:** ![HardlySanguine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/96bed5/32.png) [@HardlySanguine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HardlySanguine)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/178 "2013-11-02T07:35:33Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > Dropping the kids off for swimming lessons Isn’t… isn’t that a euphemism for taking a dump, not boinking? ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 8:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/179 "2013-11-02T08:54:30Z")
Getting horizontal. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2013, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bumping-uglies-a-game-for-the-whole-family/672543/180 "2013-11-02T14:07:50Z")
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