# Burger King Has A New Porn Ad **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 24, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863 "2009-06-24T19:19:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/21 "2009-06-24T22:20:02Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Maybe they’re losing market share because of their noxious smoke-flavoring, comical overuse of mayonaise, fish-flavored french fries, “onion” rings, and sit-down restaurant prices. They seriously have a combo on the menu now for $11.05, and I don’t think that’s large-sized. Lol $ 11.05 is sit down restaurant prices? ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/22 "2009-06-24T22:21:55Z")
For lunch, yes. There are plenty of sit-down establishments here where I can get a good lunch for way under $11.05. Way under. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/23 "2009-06-24T22:22:09Z")
> [@mswas](#): > > Lol $ 11.05 is sit down restaurant prices? Around here it is. YMMV ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/24 "2009-06-24T22:50:36Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Can someone enlighten me as to what the very original ad you guys are referring to said? I don’t remember the exact words, but the oven says something vague about them doing something together. Then they guy does a quick glance down and says something about how he’s not doing that again because it hurt. Then the oven says “Come on, you know we both enjoyed it” or something to that effect. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/25 "2009-06-24T22:51:31Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I don’t remember the exact words, but the oven says something vague about them doing something together. Then they guy does a quick glance down and says something about how he’s not doing that again because it hurt. Then the oven says “Come on, you know we both enjoyed it” or something to that effect. Yikes! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/26 "2009-06-24T22:52:46Z")
Yup, just what you want in your fast food advertisements. Intimations that the employees are having sex with the equipment. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/27 "2009-06-24T22:56:30Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > I don’t remember the exact words, but the oven says something vague about them doing something together. Then they guy does a quick glance down and says something about how he’s not doing that again because it hurt. Then the oven says “Come on, you know we both enjoyed it” or something to that effect. I seem to recall something along the lines of him looking down and saying he got "burned’…but either way the implication was there. I kind of liked the aspect that it was the machine that was a slut and it was the guy who was “innocent”. A breath of fresh air over the stereotypical “he will frack anything anywhere” guy. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/28 "2009-06-24T23:00:25Z")
This is nothing new. Aren’t you forgetting BK’s viral online “Subservient Chicken” who would do what you typed in, a parody of porn webcams? ---
**Author:** ![Drum\_God](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drum_god/32/44_2.png) [@Drum\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drum_God)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/29 "2009-06-24T23:19:14Z")
> [@Cisco](#): > > Maybe they’re losing market share because of their noxious smoke-flavoring, comical overuse of mayonaise, fish-flavored french fries, “onion” rings, and sit-down restaurant prices. They seriously have a combo on the menu now for $11.05, and I don’t think that’s large-sized. Um, for $11.05, it better come with the girl in the ad. 😃 Seriously, what do you get for $11.05 at a BK? That seems a bit high for burger, fries, and a Coke. I never go for BK. I’m a Jack in the Box fan. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_the\_Immortal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Max\_the\_Immortal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_the_Immortal)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/30 "2009-06-25T01:05:39Z")
Just be glad they aren’t introducing a pulled pork sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MPB_in_Salt_Lake)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/31 "2009-06-25T01:22:54Z")
> [@Drum\_God](#): > > Um, for $11.05, it better come with the girl in the ad. 😃 > > Seriously, what do you get for $11.05 at a BK? That seems a bit high for burger, fries, and a Coke. I never go for BK. I’m a Jack in the Box fan. Though I dont eat meat, I still do fast food on occasion, but can not figure out how a single diner could shell out 11 bucks at a place like Burger King… What is the single most expensive menu item they offer? Unless its over 7 dollars, paired with a large fry (2 dollars?) and large drink (another 2?) without any discount for a combo platter, how are they spending that kind of money??? Unless someone eats multiple burgers, I cant see it. ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/32 "2009-06-25T01:35:32Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > Just be glad they aren’t introducing a pulled pork sandwich. They’re only one step away from porking in this ad… ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/33 "2009-06-25T01:59:46Z")
> [@Max\_the\_Immortal](#): > > Just be glad they aren’t introducing a pulled pork sandwich. Nah, they’re still working on the Choked Chicken with Special Sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Unintentionally\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unintentionally_blank/32/5418_2.png) [@Unintentionally\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unintentionally_Blank)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/34 "2009-06-25T02:26:32Z")
OR the commercial with the guy, the Bed and the cheddar imbued tatertots. It’s the standard ‘guy is cheating on girlfriend’ conversation…and it’s just _wrong_…especially since my 6 year old kids are starting to repeat it. ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/35 "2009-06-25T02:43:35Z")
> [@Drum\_God](#): > > Um, for $11.05, it better come with the girl in the ad. 😃 > > Seriously, what do you get for $11.05 at a BK? That seems a bit high for burger, fries, and a Coke. I never go for BK. I’m a Jack in the Box fan. > [@MPB\_in\_Salt\_Lake](#): > > Though I dont eat meat, I still do fast food on occasion, but can not figure out how a single diner could shell out 11 bucks at a place like Burger King… > > What is the single most expensive menu item they offer? Unless its over 7 dollars, paired with a large fry (2 dollars?) and large drink (another 2?) without any discount for a combo platter, how are they spending that kind of money??? > > Unless someone eats multiple burgers, I cant see it. It’s the triple angry whopper combo. And I _think_ the listed price includes medium fries and coke, not large or “king” size. ---
**Author:** ![Nobody](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/94ad74/32.png) [@Nobody](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nobody)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/36 "2009-06-25T02:49:26Z")
[Origional Quizno’s add](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fcomplete%3D0%26hl%3Den%26ie%3DUTF-8%26q%3Dquiznos%26sa%3DN%26tab%3Dwv%26um%3D1&feature=player_embedded) ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/37 "2009-06-25T02:51:20Z")
> [@Nobody](#): > > [Origional Quizno’s add](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LQpRQh2KSQ&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideo.google.com%2Fvideosearch%3Fcomplete%3D0%26hl%3Den%26ie%3DUTF-8%26q%3Dquiznos%26sa%3DN%26tab%3Dwv%26um%3D1&feature=player_embedded) :eek::eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/38 "2009-06-25T04:13:49Z")
Next up: KFC runs an ad based on the Southern Culture On The Skids classic “Eight Piece Box”. \*I went to a window Asked her what she got Said the special today was an eight piece box You can eat some now You can eat some later… Snacking all night, it’s all right all right Got a eight piece box\* ---
**Author:** ![Tabby\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tabby\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tabby_Cat)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/39 "2009-06-25T04:30:03Z")
> [@Crotalus](#): > > Is there any chance that this Burger King ad is a joke, too? Not a joke. I’ve seen the ad around here, although as the article says, I’m in Singapore. Maybe this ad isn’t being used in the US. … I have to say, there’s something deliciously bass-ackwards about having an American company putting up a raunchy ad in SINGAPORE, and not in the US. It’s like we’re coming full circle here. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2009, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burger-king-has-a-new-porn-ad/500863/40 "2009-06-25T06:07:28Z")
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