# Burning with lust. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 26, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961 "2003-01-26T02:37:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/1 "2003-01-26T02:37:48Z")
Hello everyone , I’m new here and i’ve got a problem that’s really pissing me off . I love my wife very much but because of an illness she has , our sex life is not what it used to be and doesn’t happen very offten . My problem is that I work with a group of women , and some of these women are coming on to me in a big way , and I find myself getting turned on by this . Because of the lack of sex in my life i’m burning with lust and I sometimes want to literaly take one or two of these women and rip there clothes off and fuck them and fuck them good just so I can find release . I haven’t been unfaithfull to my wife yet , and I hope I never have to , but the lust is killing me , what should I do ? ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/2 "2003-01-26T02:41:06Z")
Hmm… I need to ask some personal questions here. Ignore me if you don’t want to answer: How often can you have sex? Does the illness make it difficult to have penetrative sex? How often do you masterbate? This is a quick and dirty way of releasing some pent up sexual energy. What are these women at work, doing, exactly? Flirting, touching…? ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/3 "2003-01-26T02:50:22Z")
Yeah Johnnie you should have my wife and you would not screw her with someone elses dick. I say be careful and there is old faithful your hand. The girls would get emotionally involved so if you don’t want a whinny disgusting little bitch after you then use your hand mister!!! 0887 ---
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/4 "2003-01-26T03:03:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Hmm… I need to ask some personal questions here. Ignore me if you don’t want to answer: > > How often can you have sex? > > Does the illness make it difficult to have penetrative sex? > > How often do you masterbate? This is a quick and dirty way of releasing some pent up sexual energy. > > What are these women at work, doing, exactly? Flirting, touching…? \*\* We may get sex in once a week but that’s not enough for me . If given the choice of masturbating or fucking a woman , I know which I would prefer. And yes , these women are flirting and letting me know I can have them anytime . They know about my wifes problem and are offering themselves in sympathy. ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/5 "2003-01-26T03:09:13Z")
Johny You can have my wife I dare you if you have the nerve. If you have the stomach that is. You should be in my shoes I am horny but don’t want her. I am in lust also I have been considering leaving her but afraid the lust may die out and then who knows what? 0887 ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/6 "2003-01-26T03:12:35Z")
> [@](#): > > We may get sex in once a week but that’s not enough for me Hey that isn’t bad going compared to some people. > [@](#): > > If given the choice of masturbating or fucking a woman , I know which I would prefer. Well, duh! That’s not what I was asking you. > [@](#): > > And yes , these women are flirting and letting me know I can have them anytime . How many women are there? Are they offering themselves up for a fucking right there at work? > [@](#): > > They know about my wifes problem and are offering themselves in sympathy. You discuss your sexual problems with the women at work? You didn’t answer my question about how your wife’s illness affects the frequency of your lovemaking. What exactly is wrong with her, and will she be getting better soon? I would have to say that if you are getting it once a week, you don’t really have my sympathy. Suck it up. If you are considering fucking women at work because this isn’t enough, then go ahead. But you risk everything - screwing up your marriage over this isn’t worth it, unless your marriage is already shaky. ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/7 "2003-01-26T03:15:44Z")
Johny be very careful!!! How about a blow up doll, Thats what I am going to do. 0887 ---
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/8 "2003-01-26T03:18:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 0887 \* > \*\*Johny You can have my wife I dare you if you have the nerve. > If you have the stomach that is. > You should be in my shoes I am horny but don’t want her. > I am in lust also I have been considering leaving her but afraid the lust may die out and then who knows what? 0887 \*\* I would love to take your wife , I would show her what a real man can do . I’d fuck her brains out and she would love every minute of it , and then she would start looking after herself for fear of loosing me. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/9 "2003-01-26T03:23:20Z")
Well Johny if you take her then I may pursue my love or lust. I think a rubber blow up doll would be better than her though but if you think you would like her that would leave me free. 😉 I am burning with lust as we speak. 0887 ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/10 "2003-01-26T03:28:32Z")
Johny What would prevent your wife from fucking you silly? I want it so bad now it hurts real bad. I have not had sex for much longer than a week and I lived through it but barely. I feel for you man!!! 0887 ---
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/11 "2003-01-26T03:33:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Hey that isn’t bad going compared to some people. > > Well, duh! That’s not what I was asking you. > > How many women are there? Are they offering themselves up for a fucking right there at work? > > You discuss your sexual problems with the women at work? > > You didn’t answer my question about how your wife’s illness affects the frequency of your lovemaking. What exactly is wrong with her, and will she be getting better soon? > > I would have to say that if you are getting it once a week, you don’t really have my sympathy. Suck it up. > > If you are considering fucking women at work because this isn’t enough, then go ahead. But you risk everything - screwing up your marriage over this isn’t worth it, unless your marriage is already shaky. \*\* Please take no offense , but you seem to want to know the ins and outs of a ducks bum . ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/12 "2003-01-26T03:35:10Z")
I’d just like to chime in to say that this is one of the most disgusting conversations I’ve had the pleasure of reading lately. As for the problem, once a week doesn’t sound half bad to me. Hell, I’m not married; don’t even have a girlfriend, and I seem to recall hearing rumors of relationships where once a week would be a godsend. Duh, you’d rather have sex with a real woman than masturbate. That doesn’t mean it’s an option. In other words, suck it up and stop whining. If you love your wife, and have any decency at all with respect to her feelings, you won’t do this to her. It’s that simple. ---
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/13 "2003-01-26T03:37:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 0887 \* > \*\*Johny What would prevent your wife from fucking you silly? > I want it so bad now it hurts real bad. > I have not had sex for much longer than a week and I lived through it but barely. I feel for you man!!! 0887 \*\* Well it’s your own fault , as a man your a failure . ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/14 "2003-01-26T03:40:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*Duh, you’d rather have sex with a real woman than masturbate. That doesn’t mean it’s an option. \*\* Should be “Doesn’t mean it’s NOT an option…” :smack: And looking at the last post, it seems that things just keep getting better. “Failure as a man?” Wow, johnny. I think you just managed to become a failure as a person. Congratulations. ---
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/15 "2003-01-26T03:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > \*\*I’d just like to chime in to say that this is one of the most disgusting conversations I’ve had the pleasure of reading lately. > > As for the problem, once a week doesn’t sound half bad to me. Hell, I’m not married; don’t even have a girlfriend, and I seem to recall hearing rumors of relationships where once a week would be a godsend. > > Duh, you’d rather have sex with a real woman than masturbate. That doesn’t mean it’s an option. > In other words, suck it up and stop whining. If you love your wife, and have any decency at all with respect to her feelings, you won’t do this to her. It’s that simple. \*\* Yeh your right , but you try knocking back women who are giving themselves to you . it’s not easy you know . ---
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/16 "2003-01-26T03:43:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jester \* > > * * * > > Should be “Doesn’t mean it’s NOT an option…” > :smack: > > And looking at the last post, it seems that things just keep getting better. “Failure as a man?” Wow, johnny. I think you just managed to become a failure as a person. Congratulations. \*\* You should read what he says about his wife . ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/17 "2003-01-26T03:43:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by johnybgood \* > \*\*Yeh your right , but you try knocking back women who are giving themselves to you . it’s not easy you know . \*\* Actually, it _is_ easy. If you have enough conviction to know that you don’t want it, and the willpower to resist (ie as long as you aren’t a complete and total coward who’s ruled by his dick), it’s quite simple. All a matter of saying “No thank you, I’m married,” walking away, and going back to work. ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/18 "2003-01-26T03:43:52Z")
I am sorry to disappoint you but I am a lesbian married to this pig of a woman!!! Hey sorry it is the truth. I am seriously thinking of going straight. If you had her you would understand!!! I really believe Johny you would rather have me.0887 ---
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/19 "2003-01-26T03:53:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 0887 \* > \*\*I am sorry to disappoint you but I am a lesbian married to this pig of a woman!!! > Hey sorry it is the truth. > I am seriously thinking of going straight. > If you had her you would understand!!! > I really believe Johny you would rather have me.0887 \*\* If you are really a woman , then believe me , After I have fucked you , you wouldn’t look at another woman again . ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/20 "2003-01-26T03:56:25Z")
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