# Burning with lust. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 26, 2003, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961 "2003-01-26T02:37:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/21 "2003-01-26T03:57:48Z")
I may not look at another woman!!! Well is that a promise? What is your technique Johny? If you are really that good I might be able to help you out.Just this once.😉 0887 ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/22 "2003-01-26T03:58:17Z")
**johnybgood** , your attention is requested [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=158876). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/23 "2003-01-26T04:00:26Z")
This whole thing is a joke, right? ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/24 "2003-01-26T04:00:57Z")
This thread started out like it didn’t belong in the Pit, but rather in Dear Abby or as a phone call to Dr. Drew. Then our newest ignorant, cockheaded, foulmouthed, worthless assmonkey **0887** showed up. Then I thought, “hmmmm, this has become Pit fare due to the language.” Then I smacked myself on the head and realized, _DUH, 0887 and the OP are the same person_. It’s all a lame showcase for this nutjob’s ignorant ravings of a sexually frustrated nature. **0887** is really the stupidest, most worthless excuse for a human being that has ever graced the pages of the SDMB, but that wasn’t good enough for him so now he has decided to be _two_ of the most worthless ignorant punkass jizzmonkeys ever to abide here. Seriously, this guy must have like a 2" penis or something. ---
**Author:** ![Jester](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jester/32/8223_2.png) [@Jester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jester)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/25 "2003-01-26T04:04:54Z")
I dunno, I was picturing him as Rodney Dangerfield. “Take my wife…please!” ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/26 "2003-01-26T04:06:09Z")
That is the most assine thing I have ever heard. You are just jealous because I can get more women than you!!!0887 ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/27 "2003-01-26T04:07:41Z")
Johny I decided if you are that good then we may need to talk. 0887 ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/28 "2003-01-26T04:09:55Z")
**0887** give it up, you’ve been exposed. Now hurry along, go the way of every other of your ilk that has crossed by, back to the lame-ass web boards for l337-speakers and moron teens. Go whack off to all your Buffy tapes like you usually do on Saturday nights, while you try desperately to stuff more Lays potato chips into your bloated 300 lbs 5’9" 14-year-old body. We have better things to do here. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/29 "2003-01-26T04:11:24Z")
**0887** , there is a whole thread dedicated to you and your imaginary over here: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=158876](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=158876) ---
**Author:** ![johnybgood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71e660/32.png) [@johnybgood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnybgood)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/30 "2003-01-26T04:16:51Z")
Look , i’m sorry everyone , but 0887 has put me on a different coarse . so lets forget this whole thread . ---
**Author:** ![0887](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/977dab/32.png) [@0887](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/0887)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/31 "2003-01-26T04:17:58Z")
You are talking about my wife being bloated and 300 lbs not me. 0887 ---
**Author:** ![RexDart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b77776/32.png) [@RexDart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RexDart)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/32 "2003-01-26T04:27:13Z")
Dude, it’s obvious now. They’re gonna catch you, they’re going to realize that whacking off isn’t the only thing you’re using a “sock” for 😉 Just have the dignity to fade out. Didn’t you learn anything in the couple days you were here? Nobody was impressed by you. That won’t change. Why? Because you couldn’t impress a baboon’s ass with your worthless antics. At least have the decency to end your run now. As an added bonus, if you end now, your post count will always be displayed as “69” for all time. That sounds like the sort of thing a 300 lbs fatass teen would enjoy, since he won’t be able to enjoy any _real_ 69 action in his life. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2003, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burning-with-lust/150961/33 "2003-01-26T05:00:06Z")
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