# Burpin' smoke... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 3, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369 "2003-10-03T16:14:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/21 "2003-10-04T05:15:37Z")
btw, I’ve never burped smoke myself, but I’ve seen others do it. ---
**Author:** ![cbm77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@cbm77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cbm77)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/22 "2003-10-04T07:47:53Z")
Jukall…Yes you are a freak. I wish I could burp up smoke sometimes. That would be awesome, like at family dinners and social gatherings. It would be like a cartoon where the character breaths fire then smoke comes out the nose after eating something hot. But wouldn’t it be cooler if you could just expell smoke without the burp at any time? Then you could change your name to Smokie. ---
**Author:** ![Already\_in\_Use](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@Already\_in\_Use](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Already_in_Use)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/23 "2003-10-04T09:46:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jukaal \* > **Well thanks for the good advice, Chefguy. I’ll be sure to mark you’re name with a lil “A”, for asshole.** I thought that stuff was supposed to make you mellow! ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/24 "2003-10-04T12:39:28Z")
It would make him mellow if he was smoking it right. And **Jukaal** , there are no post whores here, as no one is getting paid to post. We’re giving it up for free. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/25 "2003-10-04T14:53:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jukaal \* > \*\*Well thanks for the good advice, Chefguy. I’ll be sure to mark you’re name with a lil “A”, for asshole. > > I can see you’re a regular ol’ post whore youself, registered at the same time as me, yet have 1451 posts. Which means you posted an average of 12 posts per day since then. And thats assuming you registered on June 1st. Thats one hell of a life you lead there. \*\* Proud to be a wiseass and the aforementioned asshole, but you might want to be careful with the namecalling on this forum. The **mods** get more than a little peeved by it. Oh, and your assessment of my life means less than zero to me. Seems _you’re_ the one into substance abuse, pal. ---
**Author:** ![if6was9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47c2d/32.png) [@if6was9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/if6was9)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/26 "2003-10-04T14:53:57Z")
What? You’re not getting your checks, **imthjckaz**? ---
**Author:** ![Horseflesh](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horseflesh/32/7502_2.png) [@Horseflesh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horseflesh)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/27 "2003-10-05T04:04:46Z")
Don’t dragons usually burp smoke after polishing off a brave foolish knight? Maybe you’ve got a case of dragon breath. **imthjkaz** is right, there are no post whores here. We’ve got post office boxes, post-traumatic stress syndrome, Post Toasties, Post-it Notes, lamp posts, and post-partum blues, but no post whores. We do get the occasional jerk OP, though. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/28 "2003-10-05T08:29:02Z")
**Jukaal** , behave. If you want to call people names, do so in the Pit. **Chefguy** , maybe you were joking, but indicating a poster is unwelcome because they use an abbreviation like “lol” is hardly friendly, either. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/29 "2003-10-05T15:36:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Coldfire \* > \*\ ***Jukaal** , behave. If you want to call people names, do so in the Pit. > > **Chefguy** , maybe you were joking, but indicating a poster is unwelcome because they use an abbreviation like “lol” is hardly friendly, either. \*\* I was making a feeble attempt at humor. Guess I should have attached one of those smilie thingies. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/30 "2003-10-05T15:51:22Z")
Look guys, it’s not that hard to understand how a person can burp smoke, really just think for a sec. Where else is it gonna go. Now…if you were fartin smoke, I might be impressed. 😃 I’ll tell ya bout me blowin smoke outta my ear sometime ---
**Author:** ![clayton\_e](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@clayton\_e](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clayton_e)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/31 "2003-10-05T17:45:14Z")
I’ve burped up smoke, I didn’t think much of it until I almost got busted for it. ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [October 6, 2003, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369/32 "2003-10-06T04:24:45Z")
And exactly how would that citation be written up? Judge: WTF? the accused is charged with 😕 blowing smoke in public…er son, were you in a restaurant? cop: Excuse me your honor, that should read “belching smoke” Judge: Say that again. cop: but it was marijuana smoke You: and you have some evidence? Judge: Please, explain or prove your case…was he smoking at the time? cop: BTW he was also fartin smoke :eek: try that one anyway…sounds like when I was a kid and we worried about gettin busted for papers **Dave’s not here either** 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/burpin-smoke/205369.md?page=1)