# Bush Again: My job is to lift mens souls

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [May 9, 2007, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-again-my-job-is-to-lift-mens-souls/403440 "2007-05-09T19:37:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-again-my-job-is-to-lift-mens-souls/403440/61 "2007-05-11T16:14:54Z")

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[QUOTE=Liberal]  
Antelope Freeway 1 mile

Antelope Freeway 1/2 mile

Antelope Freeway 1/4 mile

Antelope Freeway 1/8 mile

Antelope Freeway 1/16 mile

Antelope Freeway 1/32 mile

Antelope Freeway 1/64 mile

Antelope Freeway 1/128 mile

Antelope Freeway 1/256 mile

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So who died and made Zeno Highway Commissioner??  
Kansas is a red state with a blue guv. Poor Georgie probably doesn’t know what to do.

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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-again-my-job-is-to-lift-mens-souls/403440/62 "2007-05-11T16:55:24Z")

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[QUOTE=BJMoose]  
So who died and made Zeno Highway Commissioner??  
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It’s Firesign Theater. [How Can You Be in Two Places at Once When You’re Not Anywhere at All](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/How_Can_You_Be_in_Two_Places_at_Once_When_You're_Not_Anywhere_at_All)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-again-my-job-is-to-lift-mens-souls/403440/63 "2007-05-11T16:57:01Z")

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> Poor Georgie probably doesn’t know what to do.

But just to be on the safe side, he’s proposing another tax cut and threatening to invade Nebraska.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2007, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-again-my-job-is-to-lift-mens-souls/403440/64 "2007-05-11T17:15:50Z")

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[QUOTE=NurseCarmen]  
Don’t you mean Brawny? The Quicker-Picker-Upper?  
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You mean Brawndo. It’s good for irrigation, too! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2007, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-again-my-job-is-to-lift-mens-souls/403440/65 "2007-05-12T07:04:55Z")

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> **Pazu** : Hey! Did any of you people stop to consider that maybe, just maybe, our President has been recently ordained as a special minister in the Self-Serving Church of Jesus Christ Lip-Service, and is thus not only capable but UNIQUELY QUALIFIED to lift men’s souls? Geez, this place is just full of jackals and vultures these days.

Or maybe he’s a member of **The Powerhouse Church of the Presumptuous Assumption of the Blinding Light** …

“O Blinding Light, O Light That Blinds,  
Look out for me; I cannot see…”

(For **Gigi’s** mother)

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