# Bush and Beer and Pussy and Moses and Nature! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 28, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600 "2004-02-28T08:09:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/1 "2004-02-28T08:09:30Z")
So does every red blooded republican go down on his wife and think of the President, trim his hedges and think of our great industrious leader, down a beer at the local bar and think of the Great Iraqi Slayer, and then listen to a sermon on Sunday and think of the burnin’ bush??? This guy has a monopoly on sex, liquor, nature, and the bible! WTF?!! ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/2 "2004-02-28T08:19:02Z")
Clearly he doesn’t have a monopoly on liquor, as you seem plenty sloshed yourself. In other words, what the hell are you talking about? ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/3 "2004-02-28T08:23:55Z")
I guess I’m just thinkin of that old propaganda machine and the antichrist! hiccUUUP! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/4 "2004-02-28T08:30:36Z")
When come back, bring sobriety. ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/5 "2004-02-28T08:31:49Z")
When back, I sober. Irony ever occur to you, bud?! ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/6 "2004-02-28T08:37:49Z")
Comprehensible posts ever occur to YOU? Bud? ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/7 "2004-02-28T08:41:57Z")
When come back, comprehend! I just think it is wildly ironic that the average republican male automaton is being led about by such primal semiotic forces…check yo’elf Smeg! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/8 "2004-02-28T08:57:28Z")
If you’re sober now, **devilsknew** , it might just be your imagination. BTW, just curious … am I republican? Hard to tell from your post. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/9 "2004-02-28T08:58:41Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > If you’re sober now, **devilsknew** , it might just be your imagination. That would be _think you’re_ sober. And yet, even with that mistake I am _still_ more coherent than our beloved OP. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/10 "2004-02-28T09:06:32Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > So does every red blooded republican go down on his wife and think of the President, trim his hedges and think of our great industrious leader, down a beer at the local bar and think of the Great Iraqi Slayer, and then listen to a sermon on Sunday and think of the burnin’ bush??? I don’t think red-blooded Republicans go down on their wives. I suspect they just lie there and let the wimmen do all the work. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/11 "2004-02-28T09:07:02Z")
What the fuck are _you_ talking about?!! How 'bout this to sober you up? Wake UP! Wake UP!Wake UP! If you don’t recognize the _signs_ how can you diagnose the illness? Bush Goiter! ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/12 "2004-02-28T09:09:51Z")
OK, I’ll bite… I’m republican (and slightly drunk); but I STILL don’t know what he’s talking about! So, the current President’s name hapens to be Bush… so what? Does that make your oh so clever observations valid? If his name happened to be Dipshit, would your job have been easier? ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/13 "2004-02-28T09:10:53Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > I don’t think red-blooded Republicans go down on their wives. I suspect they just lie there and let the wimmen do all the work. 😉 Only when we can get away with it, bro! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/14 "2004-02-28T09:25:52Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#): > > OK, I’ll bite… > > I’m republican (and slightly drunk); but I STILL don’t know what he’s talking about! > > So, the current President’s name hapens to be Bush… so what? Does that make your oh so clever observations valid? If his name happened to be Dipshit, would your job have been easier? Validity is apparent to some, not easily accepted by others. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/15 "2004-02-28T13:20:17Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > This guy has a monopoly on sex, liquor, nature, and the bible! WTF?!! When did this happen? ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/16 "2004-02-28T14:32:12Z")
Head for the mountains of **whooshed** beer. Then go do your yardwork, set it on fire, and get into some secondary sexual characteristics. Did I hit 'em all? ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/17 "2004-02-28T14:38:41Z")
Although it just occurred to me that I did miss _some_thing. The newest commandment of the Pit. To whit, contact ye a mod/admin post haste, and get this **joke thread** removed from the Pit, or locked up tight. Also, chocolate offerings couldn’t hurt. ---
**Author:** ![LogicinMotion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@LogicinMotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LogicinMotion)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/18 "2004-02-28T14:43:24Z")
DevilsKnew is there something that you want to say but are finding it beyond your abilities to communicate effectively? Is there some grand design? Some magnum Opus of thought racing around that fevered brain that simply can’t escape? Because as of right now, you make about as much sense as Wesley Clark being elected President (Thankyou God for making him give up the race) Ha, this is getting to be like Soap. Tune in next week! Logic. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/19 "2004-02-28T15:23:38Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > When come back, bring sobriety. “All your beer are belong to us”!! I read the OP as an apopleptic rant against the subsummation of “goodness” by the self-appointed guardians of morality in our society. As such, it has a certain _je n’ai sais quoi_ to it, even if the OP had a certain \* je n’ai parlez quoi\* to him. ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/20 "2004-02-28T17:33:16Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > “All your beer are belong to us”!! > I read the OP as an apopleptic rant against the subsummation of “goodness” by the self-appointed guardians of morality in our society. As such, it has a certain _je n’ai sais quoi_ to it, even if the OP had a certain \* je n’ai parlez quoi\* to him. Psst! That’s _je ne sais quoi_ and _je ne parle quoi._ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600.md?page=2)