# Bush and Beer and Pussy and Moses and Nature! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 28, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600 "2004-02-28T08:09:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/21 "2004-02-28T17:37:37Z")
> [@Astroboy14](#): > > If his name happened to be Dipshit, would your job have been easier? I dunno 'bout the OPer, but it would make a fuckload more sense to me if his name were Dipshit. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/22 "2004-02-28T17:54:57Z")
I mean, dude-man, seriously, THINK about it! Did you ever stop and _think_ about the bushmen, man? Australia’s like totally lost to the Brain Police! . ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/23 "2004-02-28T18:06:48Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > I dunno 'bout the OPer, but it would make a fuckload more sense to me if his name were Dipshit. Who? The OPer, or Diptinshit? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/24 "2004-02-28T18:09:43Z")
Yes. ---
**Author:** ![gluteus\_maximus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@gluteus\_maximus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gluteus_maximus)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/25 "2004-02-28T18:14:45Z")
OK, then. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/26 "2004-02-28T18:19:00Z")
> [@Nametag](#): > > Psst! That’s _je ne sais quoi_ and _je ne parle quoi._ Thanks. And noting your .sig line quote from **Trupa** , add “… and the French indicative king.” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/27 "2004-02-28T18:23:07Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > Thanks. > > And noting your .sig line quote from **Trupa** , add “… and the French indicative king.” 😉 Feh. I’da done the same thing but **Nametag** got here before I did;) I’d nitpick the choice of words but I dunno if I wanna try correcting the French of an entire school:D ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/28 "2004-02-28T18:24:35Z")
> [@iampunha](#): > > Feh. I’da done the same thing but **Nametag** got here before I did;) I’d nitpick the choice of words but I dunno if I wanna try correcting the French of an entire school:D :p:p:p ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/29 "2004-02-28T19:05:30Z")
Still bobbing in the bucket and not yet come up with an apple… Is the OP attempting to imply that Bush was so named so that when he became president, Americans could be reminded of him darned near constantly as we encounter many everyday objects, products, and bible stories? Wow, that’s foresight. I knew a guy in high school named Ronald McDonald. He should run for president; people would be reminded of him every time they turned on the TV or went for a drive. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [February 29, 2004, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/30 "2004-02-29T20:41:36Z")
> [@](#): > > …listen to a sermon on Sunday and think of the burnin’ bush??? Hey, that bush said “I am that I AM” Ambush. Deep. Almost as deep as the icepick I jammed up my nose to help me get into this frame of mind. ---
**Author:** ![threemae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@threemae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/threemae)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/31 "2004-03-01T02:20:59Z")
Jesus, loosen up people. This is the funniest thread that I’ve read in a while. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/32 "2004-03-01T02:28:21Z")
Wiggle the icepick, it’s even better. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/33 "2004-03-01T02:44:13Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > When back, I sober. > Irony ever occur to you, bud?! Do you even know what “irony” means? ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/34 "2004-03-01T02:47:05Z")
I’m a purple-blooded Klingon republican. Where do I fit in all of this?! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/35 "2004-03-01T03:56:07Z")
That depends. Do you have a Bird of Prey in hand? ---
**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/36 "2004-03-01T07:50:25Z")
A Bird of Prey in hand is worth two in cloak. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/37 "2004-03-01T07:53:40Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > So does every red blooded republican go down on his wife and think of the President, trim his hedges and think of our great industrious leader, down a beer at the local bar and think of the Great Iraqi Slayer, and then listen to a sermon on Sunday and think of the burnin’ bush??? > > This guy has a monopoly on sex, liquor, nature, and the bible! WTF?!! _And that children is why you shouldn’t drink or do drugs…_ Finally! something that might work… ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/38 "2004-03-01T09:13:39Z")
Poopy Pants! Poopy Pants! ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2004, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/39 "2004-03-01T09:24:24Z")
This thread locked in 3…2…1… ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/40 "2004-03-02T08:19:47Z")
Yea, I know what irony is… it is ironic that I even bother. It is ironic that people attack me with petty bullshit. The name of this messageboard is ironic but, alas, irony depends on perspective (You Dopes!: redirect!). Irony can be multidimensional. It is coincidental that “Bush” draws many meanings, the irony lies somewhere in some Republican’s subconcious. I am glad to provide irony, so that I might _become_ irony. It is much better than being steely! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600.md?page=3)