# Bush and Beer and Pussy and Moses and Nature! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 28, 2004, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600 "2004-02-28T08:09:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2004, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/41 "2004-03-02T08:59:21Z")
I’ve heard it said that “_God_ is an iron.” I seem to remember it had to do with him engaging in fellatio, or something. But that can’t be right. I recommend beet juice. ---
**Author:** ![Ryle\_Dup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Ryle\_Dup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryle_Dup)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/42 "2004-03-03T02:01:28Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > So does every red blooded republican go down on his wife and think of the President, > > \*\* Relationship here being that the word Bush connotates sexual meanings, as well as being the presidents name.\*\* > > trim his hedges and think of our great industrious leader, > > **Same idea, cutting back a bush makes one think of our president.** > > down a beer at the local bar and think of the Great Iraqi Slayer, > > \*\*I don’t really get this one, but I think maybe theres some kind of slang that has to do with drinking and the word “bush”. > > and then listen to a sermon on Sunday and think of the burnin’ bush??? > > **Bush’s name is the same as the burning ‘bush’ in the bible.** > > This guy has a monopoly on sex, liquor, nature, and the bible! WTF?!! > > **When thinking of a particular aspect of oral sex, you might think about George W. Bush, you may also think about him when thinking of a plant, or of a passage in the bible, or of some weird slang for beer.** Bold parts are mine ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/43 "2004-03-03T02:15:17Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > Yea, I know what irony is… it is ironic that I even bother. It is ironic that people attack me with petty bullshit. The name of this messageboard is ironic but, alas, irony depends on perspective (You Dopes!: redirect!). Irony can be multidimensional. It is coincidental that “Bush” draws many meanings, the irony lies somewhere in some Republican’s subconcious. > > I am glad to provide irony, so that I might _become_ irony. > It is much better than being steely! Wait a second - you post an OP that is just so much gibberish (yes, the things noted in the OP are all vaguely “bush”, or “busch” I guess), follow it up with more gibberish, and you blame us for not understanding you? I think we understand you just fine. Did you have a point to make? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/44 "2004-03-03T02:15:26Z")
> [@devilsknew](#): > > Yea, I know what irony is… it is ironic that I even bother. It is ironic that people attack me with petty bullshit. The name of this messageboard is ironic but, alas, irony depends on perspective (You Dopes!: redirect!). Irony can be multidimensional. It is coincidental that “Bush” draws many meanings, the irony lies somewhere in some Republican’s subconcious. > > I am glad to provide irony, so that I might _become_ irony. > It is much better than being steely! Seems pretty clear that you _don’t_ know what irony means. Well, you’re hardly alone in that. Here’s an example of it in action: You, **devilsknew** , are a coherent, insightful, and valuable member of the boards, and your every post is a testament to your towering intellect and mastery of logic and rhetoric. See? Irony. It’s that simple. ---
**Author:** ![Legolamb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@Legolamb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legolamb)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2004, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600/45 "2004-03-03T02:22:54Z")
> [@Ryle Dup](#): > > I don’t really get this one, but I think maybe theres some kind of slang that has to do with drinking and the word “bush”. My guess is Anheuser-Busch. Although personally I wouldn’t call what they make “beer”… 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-beer-and-pussy-and-moses-and-nature/231600.md?page=2)