# Bush and Kerry did WHAT?! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 3, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983 "2004-09-03T17:30:16Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Fox\_Paws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/85e7bf/32.png) [@Fox\_Paws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fox_Paws)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/1 "2004-09-03T17:30:16Z")
I must be tired. I swear I didn’t see the word “on” when I first read this headline: [Bush and Kerry trade blows on jobs](http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=615&e=4&u=/nm/20040903/pl_nm/campaign_dc) That is all. Eww. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/2 "2004-09-03T17:43:25Z")
Heh… Glad to hear I’m not the only one who did a triple-take with that one. ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/3 "2004-09-03T18:12:54Z")
Yah, “on” is definantly a hiding word. Oh man, whoever wrote that - what were they thinking? ---
**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/4 "2004-09-03T18:17:17Z")
There must be something going around. Not an hour ago I misread [Four killed in Israeli incursion](http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/09/02/mideast/index.html) as “Four killed in Israeli circumcision”. I was thinking, sheesh, did the mohel use a chainsaw or something? ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/5 "2004-09-03T18:26:36Z")
Man, is \*my \* timing all off! My thread from last week, [Horribly Misread Headlines](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=273724). Eh - you win some, you lose some, then you get kicked in the crotch. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/6 "2004-09-03T22:04:20Z")
This sounds like an EXCELLENT way to decide the next president. BUSH: “My fellow Americans, at 10:30 this morning, I sucked Senator Kerry’s dick, and it tasted good. I have decided to step down from the office of the Presidency… and will someone hand me a towel? I still got some Kerry juice on my chin.” ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/7 "2004-09-03T22:06:47Z")
> [@lno](#): > > There must be something going around. Not an hour ago I misread > > [Four killed in Israeli incursion](http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/meast/09/02/mideast/index.html) > > as “Four killed in Israeli circumcision”. > > I was thinking, sheesh, did the mohel use a chainsaw or something? I saw that movie. **The Texas Bris Massacre** ---
**Author:** ![PussyCow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/22d042/32.png) [@PussyCow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PussyCow)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/8 "2004-09-03T22:13:10Z")
> [@SPOOFE](#): > > This sounds like an EXCELLENT way to decide the next president. > > BUSH: “My fellow Americans, at 10:30 this morning, I sucked Senator Kerry’s dick, and it tasted good. I have decided to step down from the office of the Presidency… and will someone hand me a towel? I still got some Kerry juice on my chin.” It’s funny. I could totally hear Dubya’s voice in my head while I read this. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-and-kerry-did-what/262983/9 "2004-09-03T23:00:54Z")
> [@PussyCow](#): > > Yah, “on” is definantly a hiding word. Oh man, whoever wrote that - what were they thinking? Probably something like, “Man, I am so _sick_ of this campaign business. I wish there was some way to make fun of these two losers. Oh wait…”