# Bush eaten by zombies. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 12, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384 "2004-12-12T02:11:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/1 "2004-12-12T02:11:24Z")
> **[Bush was killed today..](https://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/185135)** > > by hungry zombies.. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/2 "2004-12-12T02:31:06Z")
Heh heh heh. By _hungry_ zombies. Reminds me of the old elementary school joke: \*What’s this? :scritch scritch scritch: I dunno. What? A brainsucker. What’s it doing?\* ---
**Author:** ![VampyChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5daacb/32.png) [@VampyChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VampyChick)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/3 "2004-12-12T02:37:53Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Reminds me of the old elementary school joke: > > \*What’s this? :scritch scritch scritch: > > I dunno. What? > > A brainsucker. What’s it doing?\* Starving to death. ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/4 "2004-12-12T02:56:03Z")
Huh? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/5 "2004-12-12T03:01:07Z")
That just doesn’t make sense. What would those zombies feast _on_? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/6 "2004-12-12T04:07:30Z")
> [@fetus](#): > > Huh? Sorry. The _:scritch scritch scritch:_ represents manual palpitation of the occipital region of the victim’s cranium by the juvenile jokester. I guess you had to be there. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Gadfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gadfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadfly)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/7 "2004-12-12T07:41:44Z")
I pictured a bunch of disgruntled corpses leaping on a shrubbery. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/8 "2004-12-12T08:28:20Z")
And _that_ is why I don’t frequent message boards outside the SDMB. Whadda bunch of maroons. (To be fair, the _Ars Technica_ board is okay in small doses. But mainly just the article discussions. Slashdot is, well… Slashdot.) ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/9 "2004-12-12T09:17:58Z")
Maroons, yes. But the maroon OP in question seems to be a pretty skilled Photoshopper. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/10 "2004-12-12T12:44:36Z")
What happens when zombies get food poisoning? ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/11 "2004-12-12T13:17:51Z")
If only it was true! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-eaten-by-zombies/279384/12 "2004-12-13T00:01:12Z")
> [@VampyChick](#): > > Starving to death. Bwahahahahha… 😃 [Homer] Argggh…ZOMBIES! Don’t eat me, I have a wife and kids! … Eat them! [/Homer]