# Bush "Global Test" "Sensitive War" - eeesh

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**Created:** [October 2, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213 "2004-10-02T16:58:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/41 "2004-10-04T23:38:08Z")

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**Dropzone** :

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> But didn’t his father announce the New World Order back in '91?

Yeah, and he also said the US should be a “kinder, gentler nation”.

Goddam girlie-man. 😛

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> Ohhhhhh, I get it! You’re talking Illuminati, Council on Foreign Relations, Bilderberg sorta stuff. Not that YOU take it seriously but there are some people who do.

Well no, just the more generalized “international organizations targeting US sovereignty” kinda paranoia.

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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/42 "2004-10-04T23:44:30Z")

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Oh, and speaking of sovereignty–and irony–the very idea that the very suggestion that the US should seek some sort of international approval in _blatantly and totally violating another country’s sovereignty_ is somehow a violation of _our_ sovereignty is, well, just mindblowing.

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/43 "2004-10-04T23:46:25Z")

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Since the global test says that you can prove to the world that you are taking preemptive action for legitimate reasons, the opposite, and the Bush position, must be that you can’t prove to the world or your country that you have legitimate reasons. Since they couldn’t in Iraq, no surprise they’re against this.

And clearly the problem is that global is meant in the international sense, and is subsumed by the use of the term in the sentence as the all encompassing sense - so the global test involves both US and global components. No wonder Bush didn’t get it right away. At the debate it was cluelessness, now it is lying.

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**Author:** ![Apos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@Apos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apos)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/44 "2004-10-04T23:58:17Z")

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Kerry points out that Bush is a lying scumbag. Only, not in those words:  
[http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/04/kerry.global/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/10/04/kerry.global/index.html)

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> “It’s almost sad; it’s certainly pathetic, because all they can do is grab a little phrase and try to play a game and scare Americans.”
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> He added, "They’re misleading Americans about what I said. What I said in the sentence preceding that was, ‘I will never cede America’s security to any institution or any other country.’ No one gets a veto over our security. No one.
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> "And if they were honest enough to give America the full quote, which America heard, they would know that I’m never going to allow America’s security to be outsourced. That’s the job of the president.
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> "But I can do a better job of protecting America’s security because the test that I was talking about was a test of legitimacy, not just in the globe, but elsewhere.

If you read his quote, what is he talking about after “global test”? It’s his not the international world: it’s his countrymen. He is obviously saying that you have to convince them that what you are doing is legitimate: that it’s for good enough reasons that it doesn’t blow our legitimacy with the rest of the world.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/45 "2004-10-05T02:11:44Z")

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Before the debates, one of the news analysts was asked what Kerry should do, and he responded that one thing he had to do was ban the word “but” from his vocabulary for the night. Note what word the contentious sentence begins with. 🙂

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**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/46 "2004-10-05T07:29:25Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> I think it was an incredibly poor choice of words, and I bet Kerry has been kicking himself since last Thursday.

_Why_ is it an incredibly poor choice of words? Kerry made a perfectly cogent point, and Bush invented a strawman argument out of wholecloth. A president _should_ have a legitimate reason to use military action, and that reason should be demonstrable to the country and to the world. Without a legitimate reason, military action is nothing but naked aggression. This is the USA, not the Roman Empire. THAT is the point Kerry made; he said absolutely nothing about _deferring_ to anyone, and Bush ought to be ashamed of himself for suggesting otherwise. There is no other context needed to interpret Kerry’s words; there was nothing wrong with what he said. It’s a sad day when one is expected to pander to the Rambos in the audience rather than tell the truth.

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**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 9:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/47 "2004-10-05T09:04:36Z")

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This is not a new lie; Zell Miller said in his convention speech that Kerry had “made it clear” that he would not pursue any military action without UN approval. (Kerry had long before explicitly stated otherwise.)

In any event, the fact that this has been made into an issue at all says volumes about the Republican party. What is so bad about wanting to have a good explanation before we go invading a country? We are citizens of the world, whether we like it or not, and the attitude that we can do whatever the hell we want and we don’t have to explain ourselves to anybody is not the attitude of a good citizen.

Besides, it’s clear from Kerry’s context that “approval” is really not what we’re seeking; his statement is that we should be able to justify our actions to our countrymen and our international allies. It’s clear that there are some countrymen who will never support our military actions, and it’s just as clear that some countries will never support us. (After the way we’ve demonized France, I wouldn’t be surprised to see them in this category for a while.)

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/48 "2004-10-05T14:48:08Z")

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> [@blowero](#):
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> _Why_ is it an incredibly poor choice of words? Kerry made a perfectly cogent point, and Bush invented a strawman argument out of wholecloth.

I agree. The phrase “global test”, though, provided the wholecloth from which to make the strawman (kind of a mixed metaphor…). It was too easy to pull the phrase out of context, and define it as “global test” = “international veto power”. If he had just said:

> [@what JK should've said](#):
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> But if and when you do it, Jim, you have to do it in a way that passes the test where your countrymen, your people understand fully why you’re doing what you’re doing and you can prove to the world that you did it for legitimate reasons.

then he wouldn’t have handed the Bush campaign something to flog him with.

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**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/49 "2004-10-05T14:57:44Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> then he wouldn’t have handed the Bush campaign something to flog him with.

Yep. The Bush Campaign’s _modus operandi_ has for years been to twist and distort the words of their opposition. When debating them, it’s important not only to offer coherent, strong arguments, but also to avoid giving them easy soundbites to twist and distort.

Even though Kerry’s argument was perfectly reasonable and uncontroversial, it was phrased poorly, inasmuch as it’s given Bush an opening for his lyin’ ways.

I would love to see the Christian right take him to task for violating the eighth commandment.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/50 "2004-10-05T15:00:18Z")

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One thing I find interesting in all this talk. If Kerry did, in fact, mean that he would use preemtive force (and he \*\*DID \*\*use the word preemt) without the approval of the UN, where is the indignation about that from the Kerry supporters who claim that any preemptive use of force is a violation of International Law and illegal under US law as well (since the UN charter is a signed treaty by the US)?

I am not in any way trying to imply that Kerry would be as eager to go to war as Bush. Let’s not make this about who is more of a cowboy-- I’ll concede in advance that Bush is. But I do find it ironic that folks like \*\*Diogenes \*\*have gone on and on about how the Iraq war was illegal, and yet defend Kerry’s remark, which (if we take it to NOT mean UN approval of the preemtive use of force) endorses essentially the same disregard of Interational Law and the UN Charter.

What am I missing?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/51 "2004-10-05T15:02:27Z")

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What am I missing-- other than the “p” I left out in several spellings of preempt(ive). 🙂

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/52 "2004-10-05T15:31:13Z")

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> [@John Mace](#):
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> What am I missing-- other than the “p” I left out in several spellings of preempt(ive). 🙂

An “n” from “international.”

Seriously, this is a fair point. The thing is, though, I doubt **anyone** (besides strict pacifists) would object to **all** uses of preemptive force. If North Korea, for example, made a speech announcing that they would begin bombardment of the capitalist pigs within days, and followed it up with a nuclear test–well, I doubt too many people would object to quick action, even if it was done before the Security Council was able to meet.

It’s the egregious way that the preemptive force was used in this case that is the problem. It should be saved only for the worst of emergencies; it wasn’t.

Daniel

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**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/53 "2004-10-05T15:49:40Z")

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For the purposes of this thread - and the topic in general - I am inclined to believe that Kerry is trying to speak forcefully so people won’t accuse him of being soft, but there is a general understanding that his test for a preemptive strike would be more restrictive than Bush’s was…

Getting back to the OP - the fundamental point is that Bush is behaving dishonestly in his attempts to twist Kerry’s words. So far, I haven’t heard anything which changes that - and, again, I find it pathetic that a sitting president takes that approach.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/54 "2004-10-05T15:53:55Z")

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> [@blowero](#):
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> See, this is what KILLS me about the whole republican-spin machine: People are making the absurd argument that Kerry isn’t fit to lead the country because he _insulted_ the members of the “coalition of the willing” by saying they were duped. THEY KNOW PERFECTLY FUCKING WELL THAT THEY WERE DUPED. Kerry has insulted noone. He simply told the truth.

Well, **blowero** , somebody feels insulted.

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> “It is sad that a senator with 20 years of experience does not recognize Polish contribution. This is immoral,” Kwasniewski told FACTS in an interview commenting on the US Presidential Debate.
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> “It is sad that a senator with 20 years of experience underestimates Polish sacrifice, this is sad.”
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> The Polish President added however that one should consider this was a part of the ongoing electoral campaign.
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> “I do not think this was out of ignorance,” the president emphasized on the TVN Facts.
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> “President Bush acted like a real Texan gentleman, he made sure to show appreciation for other countries’ involvement in the coalition,” Kwasniewski pointed out.

[From Drudge.](http://www.drudgereport.com/dnc58.htm)

And why does Kerry need to repeat endlessly that he’ll defend America without asking permission? Could it be, after voting against the first Gulf War, he knows his credibility on this score is suspect?

It certainly is with me.

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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/55 "2004-10-05T15:59:40Z")

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**Mr. Moto** :

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> And why does Kerry need to repeat endlessly that he’ll **defend America** without asking permission? Could it be, after voting against the **first Gulf War** , he knows his credibility on this score is suspect?

Can you see the non-sequiter?

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**Author:** ![Mr.Moto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de0a6/32.png) [@Mr.Moto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Moto)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/56 "2004-10-05T16:16:12Z")

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Nope. There isn’t one.

Unless you would have been fine with Saddam Hussein keeping Kuwait, and maybe storming all over Saudi Arabia as well.

How would that lovely scenario have served American interests, **sqweels**.

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**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/57 "2004-10-05T18:32:22Z")

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I was all in favor of Desert Storm, but it’s becoming a pet peeve of mine that whenever the US takes military action, not only is it relexively characterized as “defending America” but we’re told that we owe “our freedom” to the troops involved.

“American interests” is an open-endedly vague concept, and there’s a big difference between defending that and our actual shores. If you want to lay out a detailed strategic scenario, I’m right there with you, but I’m tired of all the obsfucation based on emotionally laden catchphrases like “defend America” and “support the troops”.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/58 "2004-10-05T19:57:01Z")

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> [@John Mace](#):
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> One thing I find interesting in all this talk. If Kerry did, in fact, mean that he would use preemtive force (and he \*\*DID \*\*use the word preemt) without the approval of the UN, where is the indignation about that from the Kerry supporters who claim that any preemptive use of force is a violation of International Law and illegal under US law as well (since the UN charter is a signed treaty by the US)? … What am I missing?

Uh, context?

Bush’s idea of “pre-emption” is “We say X might be a threat, so we have to attack now!”  
Kerry’s idea of “pre-emption” is “We say X will be a threat, here’s the documented evidence to support this belief, so we have to attack.”

Kerry’s use of the Cuban Missile Crisis as an example seems like a good fit – Kennedy didn’t wait for a missile attack before taking action, but he conversely didn’t leap into war based on vague rumors that the Soviets might be transporting missiles, either. He waited until he could _build an iron-clad case,_ then carried it to a “We don’t want to go to war, but we will if we must” confrontation. No rush, no eagerness, and – most important of all – no half-assed “secret evidence” that no one else was allowed to see.

In contrast, Bush had a chance to make a similar point, when Colin Powell made his presentation to the UN and the inspectors were looking for signs of Iraqi WMD. But Bush used bullshit evidence, and the inspectors didn’t find anything to support his claims – and Bush went to war _anyway._

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**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/59 "2004-10-05T20:07:34Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> Uh, context? \*

Uh, how about answering the actual question. Is what Kerry is advocating, if we assume that "globa"l does not mean “international”, consistent with International Law or the UN charter?

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**Author:** ![LilShieste](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9f8e36/32.png) [@LilShieste](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilShieste)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2004, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-global-test-sensitive-war-eeesh/267213/60 "2004-10-05T20:17:40Z")

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> [@Mr. Moto](#):
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> And why does Kerry need to repeat endlessly that he’ll defend America without asking permission? Could it be, after voting against the first Gulf War, he knows his credibility on this score is suspect?

Uh, could it be because the Vice President has literally accused Kerry of holding this belief? [You betcha.](http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/09/01/gop.main/)

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> _ **Senator Kerry denounces American action when other countries don’t approve** – as if the whole object of our foreign policy were to please a few persistent critics," Cheney said. "But as the president has made very clear, there is a difference between leading a coalition of many and submitting to the objections of a few. **George W. Bush will never seek a permission slip to defend the American people**._

Nice strawman, though.  
LilShieste

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