# Bush, I pray for an end to your cuntdom! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 8, 2007, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324 "2007-02-08T06:09:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/41 "2007-02-08T21:21:17Z")
[QUOTE=Crotalus] Since no one else has brought it up, I have a question. You gird your loins and wind up your feeble powers to rant, crafting an excoriation of a person you despise with every cell in your body, and the word you repeatedly hurl at him is - cunt? Why is that, I wonder? [/QUOTE] Because he’s: a) a misogynist; b) a raving lunatic; c) got the maturity level of a 12 year-old; d) a troll; or e) all of the above ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/42 "2007-02-08T21:39:29Z")
[QUOTE=Mehitabel] Yeah–odd choice for an American. [/QUOTE] I kind of picked it up from British and Australian friends in Japan. And I AM effective oppostion to Bush–at least in the verbal realm. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/43 "2007-02-08T21:54:13Z")
[QUOTE=DanBlather] Not what you asked. [/QUOTE] Technically, was asking the spittle flecked, frothing at the mouth loon what HE thought Bush had done to destroy the nation. The question doesn’t have quite the same zing when answered by someone who’s going to be all reasonable. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/44 "2007-02-08T22:07:14Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] I kind of picked it up from British and Australian friends in Japan. And I AM effective oppostion to Bush–at least in the verbal realm. [/QUOTE] You know, if you can’t get the denizens of the Straight Dope Message board to support you in an anti-Bush rant, maybe it’s time to recognize that rhetoric is not your strong suit. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/45 "2007-02-08T22:46:48Z")
[QUOTE=Miller] You know, if you can’t get the denizens of the Straight Dope Message board to support you in an anti-Bush rant, maybe it’s time to recognize that rhetoric is not your strong suit. [/QUOTE] Hey, speak for yourself! I found the thunderously declarative sentences quite stirring, in a weak nerd rage sort of way. [QUOTE=Aeschines] I am feeble before your cuntdom, Lord Bush, but I will oppose your cuntdom till my dying breath, Lord Bush! You are the Decider. You are the ram-horned Cunt Imperator. You are the behorned Goat of Mendes. You are the Cunt Baphomet, the destructor of the Republic! You have pissed with your goat’s pizzle on our great nation. Old Glory is piss-soaked, in tatters! You have destructed the U.S.A. insofar as you were able, but we still stand in hatred against you! All of good will gather round to oppose your impious reign. You conjure Christ like a magician, but the Prince of Peace urinates on your nefarious designs, O _Decision Maker_ of Cunts! No man or woman of just purpose will rest until you are thrown into the outer darkness you deserve, yea, even till you are tossed like a rotten fish into the unquenchable fires of political Gehenna! For so it is written, “The Cunt shall be blessed by Belial, but the tuna shall stink even unto the four corners of the Earth.” [/QUOTE] Anyone who starts a message board post with the phrase “No man or woman of just purpose will rest until \ are \” is truly a force to be reckoned with. Quake in your boots, oh mighty ones, for the wrath of the righteous will soon be upon you! Lo, thy downfall is at hand, as we rise up as one and click the Mouse of Vengenance to submit the Posts of Judgement upon thee! ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2007, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/46 "2007-02-08T23:36:42Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] I kind of picked it up from British and Australian friends in Japan. And I AM effective oppostion to Bush–at least in the verbal realm. [/QUOTE] Dude, the only thing you’re effective at here is proving that you’re an asshole. My compassionate side hopes that you are more effective at something, somewhere, somehow. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/47 "2007-02-09T00:14:12Z")
Ah, another one of these **Aeschines** threads. Super. Didn’t realize we were due so soon. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/48 "2007-02-09T02:28:46Z")
To the OP, yep, I hear ya, but, simply, why did you choose Cunt over Dick? Clearly, it’s more of a Dick-dumb. Blind agression, patriarchial means of power, slurry macho speech impediment, manly brush-cutting on the off hours, plus, the easy glee of the VP’s given nick. You need to rephrase that rant, buddy. ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/49 "2007-02-09T03:37:38Z")
[QUOTE=elelle] To the OP, yep, I hear ya, but, simply, why did you choose Cunt over Dick? Clearly, it’s more of a Dick-dumb. Blind agression, patriarchial means of power, slurry macho speech impediment, manly brush-cutting on the off hours, plus, the easy glee of the VP’s given nick. You need to rephrase that rant, buddy. [/QUOTE] You know, you have a point! **Bush, I pray for an end to your dickdom!** Bush, you are the ultimate DICK. I respect your dickdom. I am feeble and weak before your brush-clearing cock. You are the cockmeister, the complete expression of shlongness. You are perfect, even as your Dick Father is perfect. But I pray for an end to your dickdom, muthafucka! Your surge is a dry hump. No Astroglide is in sight. It’s a dick up the patoot of the nation! It is a sheepskin condom, etc. I am feeble before your dickdom, Lord Bush, but I will oppose your dickdom until my every orifice is filled with all that your dick has to offer! You are the Dickcider. You are the ram-horned Dong Imperator. You are the behorned Goat of Mendes. You are the Long-Pizzled Baphomet, the destructor of the Republic! Fuck you, Bush! For so it is written, “The Cock shall be blessed by Belial, but the Smegma shall stink even unto the four corners of the Earth.” Fuck you, Bush, etc.! ---
**Author:** ![Talon\_Karrde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Talon\_Karrde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talon_Karrde)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/50 "2007-02-09T05:40:29Z")
[QUOTE=kaylasdad99] Screw you, doofus. What you’re doing is the message board equivalent of going berserk, tearing off all your clothes, and running up the street screaming incoherently. [/QUOTE] You say that as if you think he’s sincere. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/51 "2007-02-09T06:12:29Z")
Cunt is such a guttural and harsh-sounding word. I much prefer pussy. I guess that’s not quite the sentiment you’re trying to instill though. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/52 "2007-02-09T06:37:24Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Fuck you, Bush, etc.! [/QUOTE] How about just keeping your Bush threads to this? It seems like it would take up much less storage than any of the hyperbolic bile in every other thread. Destroying the country? How many years have we heard this? I’ve said before there is no one person from any party of any gender of any race that can single-handedly destroy the US. That was met with cites about the evil cabal that is the GOP having control of Congress to help it along. Well, the Dems now have Congress so that may limit Bush’s grand plan to take complete control. And if you’re so fucking concerned with losing your rights to fight him, why are you still posting here? Were he a tyrant, he would have had you locked away long ago. Now we just have to hope for a doctor or judge to realize something has to be done. Idiot. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/53 "2007-02-09T07:08:33Z")
[QUOTE=duffer] …Were he a tyrant, he would have had you locked away long ago… [/QUOTE] Unless he were as incompetent a tyrant as he is a President. Just sayin’, is all. ---
**Author:** ![duffer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duffer/32/1026_2.png) [@duffer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duffer)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/54 "2007-02-09T09:34:00Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Unless he were as incompetent a tyrant as he is a President. Just sayin’, is all. [/QUOTE] Well, if he’s that incompetent what the hell are you worried about? Bitch about the horror in Darfur, not a tax cut. :rolleyes: Or whatever you hang your anger on. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/55 "2007-02-09T11:42:24Z")
[QUOTE=Crotalus] but when you offered to allow me to [fuck you in the ass](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7665261&postcount=302) if SDMB is still around after 4/13/2007 [/QUOTE] Yeah, everything’s about sex with this guy. He needs a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. Or something inflatable. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/56 "2007-02-09T11:46:36Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] Yeah, everything’s about sex with this guy. He needs a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. Or something inflatable. [/QUOTE] my vote is for #3. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/57 "2007-02-09T12:07:57Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] Yeah, everything’s about sex with this guy. He needs a girlfriend. Or a boyfriend. Or something inflatable. [/QUOTE] [QUOTE=wring] my vote is for #3. [/QUOTE] My theory is that he unleashes one of these periodic wankfests on us when he has worn out his latest #3. This is his way of filling his time while waiting for the UPS truck to deliver his next partner. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/58 "2007-02-09T12:24:34Z")
[QUOTE=Crotalus] My theory is that he unleashes one of these periodic wankfests on us when he has worn out his latest #3. This is his way of filling his time while waiting for the UPS truck to deliver his next partner. [/QUOTE] I’d be happy to send him a complimentary case of rubber cement as a stopgap measure. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/59 "2007-02-09T12:38:30Z")
Great idea, **Mr. Ekers**. In his impatience, he’d be likely to become really attached to his pneumatic friend. ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2007, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324/60 "2007-02-09T13:44:46Z")
I think we can pin-point the time of the explosion of **Aeschines** inflatable friend as well which plastic orifice he was enjoying when the deflation commenced. He entered a thread about John Edwards with his new favorite word at 12:08 AM yesterday to tell us that [Edwards is a cunt.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8237091&postcount=163) I think there was still some air left in his friend at that point, he was pretty terse. Then an hour later, he graced us with the OP in this thread. A few minutes after that, he dropped the word [Cuntcider](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=8237230&postcount=16) into another thread. The OP in this thread would have either mundane or ludicrous had **Aeschines** been enjoying one of his toy’s other openings at the time of its demise. Bush, you are the ultimate MOUTH/ASS (please choose one). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-i-pray-for-an-end-to-your-cuntdom/391324.md?page=4)