# Bush-Kerry Debate: Part Deux

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 9, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302 "2004-10-09T00:42:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![PsychoBabble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/47e85d/32.png) [@PsychoBabble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PsychoBabble)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/201 "2004-10-09T01:37:51Z")

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It’s Missouri with an I not with an A. Grr, one of my biggest pet peeves…oh well, now I know for sure who I’m voting for.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/202 "2004-10-09T01:38:45Z")

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> [@The world's most deadliest...](#):
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> We’ve got thirty countries in Iraq, but he always mentions the three same world leaders over and over again. Hm.
> 
> Oh, and Poland’s made a repeat appearance. _Bush_ won’t forget about Poland.

He likes their sausages.  
Re: Canadian drugs. He said we have to test them to make sure they won’t kill you. Is he inferring that Canadians don’t test their drugs?  
Some little old lady saved $1.50 on $10 worth of drugs with the Medicare drug card! Whoopie … but what about those people whose drugs cost hundreds of dollars?

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/203 "2004-10-09T01:39:02Z")

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I swear I’m not piping words into Kerry’s earpiece. 🙂

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/204 "2004-10-09T01:39:04Z")

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(Shot of Kerry with slightly riased eyebrow while the Prez gives convoluted answer about drugs for the elderly)

See, George? That’s how you’re supposed to look when the other guy’s talking.

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/205 "2004-10-09T01:39:25Z")

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Oh, If Clinton does it, Bush is ok to do it too! That’s the best defense EVER!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/206 "2004-10-09T01:39:30Z")

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Kerry is showing NO MERCY tonight! Hehehe…

Maybe Bush just doesn’t want us to end up with a bunch of “Mexican Fat Burners?”

😛

“But Clinton did it!” How old are you, George?

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/207 "2004-10-09T01:39:33Z")

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Jayjay, Kerry used your point. Good Call.

Bush responds by pinning the drugs to Canada and asking to see Kerrys accomplishments in congress. Fun stuff.

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**Author:** ![The\_world\_s\_most\_deadliest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@The\_world\_s\_most\_deadliest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_world_s_most_deadliest)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/208 "2004-10-09T01:40:02Z")

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Oh, he did NOT just say he wasn’t the only one, Clinton’s admin did it too. :rolleyes:

The indefensible position…“Well, HE did it first!”

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**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/209 "2004-10-09T01:40:13Z")

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Woohoo! Kerry’s on fire!

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**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/210 "2004-10-09T01:40:41Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> I swear I’m not piping words into Kerry’s earpiece. 🙂

I thought I saw something funny in your pants pocket…

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/211 "2004-10-09T01:40:41Z")

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“we balanced the budget” I’m in love.

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**Author:** ![TheVincent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TheVincent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVincent)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/212 "2004-10-09T01:40:44Z")

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On the Medicare: Kerry might as well have said: “1 0wnz0rZ u, bi17cH!!!11”

Because that’s what it just translated to.

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**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/213 "2004-10-09T01:40:58Z")

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> [@stpauler](#):
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> Oh, If Clinton does it, Bush is ok to do it too! That’s the best defense EVER!

I see blowjobs in the President’s future.

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**Author:** ![presidebt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c37758/32.png) [@presidebt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/presidebt)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/214 "2004-10-09T01:41:03Z")

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[paraphrase]We fixed Medicare and balanced the budget, something you don’t know how to do.[/paraphrase]

The glove made contact, I think. 😉

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/215 "2004-10-09T01:41:40Z")

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Oooh, Kerry said ‘internet.’

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**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/216 "2004-10-09T01:41:43Z")

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Kerry to Bush: “We did something you don’t know how to do, we balanced the budget.”  
BURN!

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**Author:** ![Random](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/57b2e6/32.png) [@Random](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Random)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/217 "2004-10-09T01:42:01Z")

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> [@gobear](#):
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> I think they’re too busy cowering in the fetal position, beating their heads against the floor in denial.

Sheesh, I know it’s petty of me, but comments like this (and similar fanatic comment from **Reeder** , and from **Diogenes** and others) that no one with two brain cells could vote for Bush make me significantly less likely to vote for Kerry. It’s a scary, almost religious obsession that I don’t want to be associated with.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/218 "2004-10-09T01:42:15Z")

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> [@Althea](#):
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> “It might come from a third world.”
> 
> Sweet. I didn’t know there was even a second one, much less a third. Does Spaceshipone go there?

Well, there could be the possibility of picking up crap from an internet(s?) website or through a spam. Though I think that anyone who bought drugs because of spam gets whatever is coming to them.

So, I would say that there is a potential safety issue. But probably not much of one. And frankly, I would think that people would get what’s coming to em if they did do that (spam or website with a registrant outside the US/Canada, though the latter still wouldn’t prove anything.)

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/219 "2004-10-09T01:42:03Z")

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> [@presidebt](#):
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> [paraphrase]We fixed Medicare and balanced the budget, something you don’t know how to do.[/paraphrase]
> 
> The glove made contact, I think. 😉

[Kelso] BURN!! [/Kelso]  
Kerry: “I have a plan.”

:drink:

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**Author:** ![The\_world\_s\_most\_deadliest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bc79bd/32.png) [@The\_world\_s\_most\_deadliest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_world_s_most_deadliest)\
**Post date:** [October 9, 2004, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-part-deux/268302/220 "2004-10-09T01:42:28Z")

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Kerry got the internet references right, too. Got the URL right, and remembered “internet” isn’t plural.

If the Bush/Cheney team wanted to come off as Ol’ Fogey, they’re doing a great job.

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