Bush-Kerry Debate: Part Deux

Much more fun than the last debate.

Cargo holds

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ooooh, tax cuts hurt the safety of our country due to budget…kinky

Still, “do you feel safer?”

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Dein HOMELAND! Heil!

Blinketyblinketyblinketyblinketyblinkety…

“We gotta be right 100% of the time”

Good, we agree that we found WMDs then… What…???

Bow-chicka-bow-wow. :smiley:

I thought he got it wrong. Didn’t he say Ann the first time and Vicky the second?

(I’ve only had one beer. Honest!)

I think the phrase “Couldn’t find his ass with two hands and a map” applies here.

Patriot Act! YOU DO NOT NEED CIVIL LIBERTIES!

Lots of blinks again.

Oh, and under Kerry Iraq will be a haven for terrorists? WTF is it now?

So Iraq isn’t already a haven for terrorists?..

Bush just said, “We gotta be right %100 here!” Um, yeah, too bad about Iraq then!

And quit saying “wrong war wrong time, blah blah blah,” dude!

Damn, if that’s how he acts during a tough debate, no wonder he has no patience for diplomacy!

Where’s all the Bush supporters? I want to hear some thoughts.

“A tool that law enforcement now uses to talk to each other?”

They DO teach the difference between singulars and plurals at Yale, right? I’m beginning to wonder…

From Bush supporters?

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Didn’t he say Ann the first time and Vicky the second?
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Yeah, that’s what I heard, too, and I haven’t been drinking.

I’m worried too, Shrub.

I really wish Kerry would say something like: “A President inherits the mistakes of his predessesor. It was wrong to invade Iraq, but when I’m elected, I will inherit that mess and do the best I can to lead our forces in that quagmire and get them home as soon as possible.”

does he think that Iraqis have faith in the current American President?

Hoorah! Domestic issues!

Why was that woman wearing an origami sculpture that clashed with the jacket it was on?

Kerry is OK but more evasive than he should be. Answer the question first, then give the anti-Bush speech.