# Bush-Kerry Debate: Watch Along Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 1, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963 "2004-10-01T00:58:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/1 "2004-10-01T00:58:50Z")

</div>

We might as well start a thread for reactions, opinions, jokes, etc.

My first observation: Bush sucks.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/2 "2004-10-01T01:01:11Z")

</div>

I brung lotsa beer.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/3 "2004-10-01T01:01:30Z")

</div>

Everybody hear Jim lay down the law to the audience beforehand? Like Mr. Chips with sharp teeth. I do hope he has to smackdown some audience member.

Hell with crawls and analysis and voiceovers–after agonizing for a while, my remote getting hot with the flipping, I’m watching on CSPAN. No frills, pure political heroin, my friends.

AAAAAND THEY’RE OFF!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/4 "2004-10-01T01:01:48Z")

</div>

Kerry’s taller.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mehitabel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mehitabel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mehitabel)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/5 "2004-10-01T01:03:50Z")

</div>

LOLOLOL! CSPAN is showing a constant split screen with both candidates visible at all times! Take that, rulebook!

Bush looks squirrelly, maybe because it’s on this screen he’s on the left 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/6 "2004-10-01T01:05:45Z")

</div>

I don’t like the gameshow aspect, lights and buzzers. Ugh.

I can’t believe I’m watching this crap.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/7 "2004-10-01T01:06:57Z")

</div>

> [@bup](#):
>
> I brung lotsa beer.

You got one of them there drinking games handy? I’ll play.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/8 "2004-10-01T01:06:59Z")

</div>

Kerry seems nervous, Bush inarticulate in the first round. Anybody that’s got “9-11 changed everything” in their drinking game, go ahead, Bush came close enough.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/9 "2004-10-01T01:07:28Z")

</div>

Ten million people have registered to vote in Afghanistan? Hasn’t then been debunked already?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/10 "2004-10-01T01:07:38Z")

</div>

Bush is totally dodging the question. What the fuck is he talking about? is this going to be his strategy, to babble on incessantly without actually answering what he was asked?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MrTuffPaws](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MrTuffPaws](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrTuffPaws)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/11 "2004-10-01T01:07:48Z")

</div>

Thanks all for having this. Working late, and I kinda figure that this will be more entertaining than the actual debate.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Leonard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@Leonard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leonard)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/12 "2004-10-01T01:08:22Z")

</div>

Is the Badnarik/Cobb debate being aired anywhere? _That_ would certainly be more interesting.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/13 "2004-10-01T01:08:29Z")

</div>

> [@Bruce\_Daddy](#):
>
> You got one of them there drinking games handy? I’ll play.

Here’s one (a game at least):

[http://www.democrats.org/debates/bingocard.html](http://www.democrats.org/debates/bingocard.html)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/14 "2004-10-01T01:09:00Z")

</div>

> [@Diogenes the Cynic](#):
>
> Bush is totally dodging the question. What the fuck is he talking about? is this going to be his strategy, to babble on incessantly without actually answering what he was asked?

To be fair, I expect them both to ignore the question and spit out their rehearsed soundbite. No?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/15 "2004-10-01T01:10:15Z")

</div>

> [@Slacker](#):
>
> Here’s one (a game at least):
> 
> [http://www.democrats.org/debates/bingocard.html](http://www.democrats.org/debates/bingocard.html)

:notes domain: :waits for “fair and balanced” game: 🙂

…Woah, got the 30 second buzzer for the first time in a long time.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/16 "2004-10-01T01:10:36Z")

</div>

“The president changed his mind, his campaign has a word for that” Good one

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/17 "2004-10-01T01:11:31Z")

</div>

I’m listening on the radio. Kerry seems more composed in pure audio terms (disclaimer - I’m strongly against Bush).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/18 "2004-10-01T01:12:05Z")

</div>

WTF are they writing down? Notes? Doodles?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/19 "2004-10-01T01:12:43Z")

</div>

The Chimperor seems to be sulking.

He is already on the defensive… This isnt too good for him, I’m afraid.

He looks like he’s in a 90 minute press conference, except with real reporters

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963/20 "2004-10-01T01:12:50Z")

</div>

> [@bup](#):
>
> I’m listening on the radio. Kerry seems more composed in pure audio terms (disclaimer - I’m strongly against Bush).

He’s settled down now - the first question he seemed very tight.

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-kerry-debate-watch-along-thread/266963.md?page=2)
