# Bush Laments that Ob-Gyn's Can't Practice Their Love with Women

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-laments-that-ob-gyns-cant-practice-their-love-with-women/263426>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 7, 2004, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-laments-that-ob-gyns-cant-practice-their-love-with-women/263426 "2004-09-07T01:14:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-laments-that-ob-gyns-cant-practice-their-love-with-women/263426/61 "2004-09-10T16:43:48Z")

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This site has an audio version:

[http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio.shtml](http://www.dubyaspeak.com/audio.shtml)

An interesting note from that site: they have documented how frequently the official transcript on the White House website has been sanitized when the President takes creative license with the English language. It seems even they are embarassed by it. Apparently this gaffe defied correction.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-laments-that-ob-gyns-cant-practice-their-love-with-women/263426/62 "2004-09-10T20:48:56Z")

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> [@iampunha](#):
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> [sub]You get the link from the LJ community too? We should send **Geobabe** a fruitbasket or summat.[/sub]

I was wondering why on earth this thread popped up on a vanity search! I should give credit to **Jack Batty** for providing the clue that tickled my brain enough to remember the guy’s screen name. But you can still send me a fruit basket if you’d like. 😃

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**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2004, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-laments-that-ob-gyns-cant-practice-their-love-with-women/263426/63 "2004-09-10T23:26:43Z")

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Well, to be fair, I want to ‘practice’ my love for women in this country. I didn’t know I needed a PhD for it. Gotta go back to school…

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2004, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-laments-that-ob-gyns-cant-practice-their-love-with-women/263426/64 "2004-09-11T02:28:19Z")

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> [@RedFury](#):
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> Geez, cut the poor guy a break already.
> 
> He can’t [talk](http://www.bushisms.com/index1a.html), he can’t [ride a bike](http://www.cnn.com/2004/US/05/22/bush.fall/), he can’t [hold on to his dog](http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_dogdrop.jpg), has trouble with [new technology](http://www.gothamist.com/images/2003_6_bushsegway.jpg), manages to [put the pope to sleep](http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/graphics/bush_pope.jpg), chokes on [on snacks](http://cagle.slate.msn.com/news/Pretzels/PRETZELSgifs/lalo.jpg), and now you want him to act and speak as if he was the freaking President of the US of A?!
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> Oh, wait…

Based on his past history, he can’t handle simple business deals either, without being bailed out by papa and friends. Is there ANYTHING he can do?  
Maybe for Christmas we can chip in and buy him the fastest road bike in the world, stick him on it, and wait for the final crash \<evil smirk\>

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