# Bush Leans to the Right

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-leans-to-the-right/28120>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-leans-to-the-right/28120 "2000-08-04T13:39:28Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-leans-to-the-right/28120/21 "2000-08-04T22:12:23Z")

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Padeye:

I’ve never seen any of it myself, but I knew a librarian that was developing quite a collection - more out of amusement than prurient interest (at least that is what she said).

From what I am told, it plays off of most of the “librarian” stereotypes; except for the middle-aged woman stereotype.

Mostly it plays off the idea of a sexually repressed woman (and it is true that way too many people actually believe that librarians are, as a class, repressed) giving in to her repressed desires. I would imagine it also plays to a fantasy of having an intelligent, logical woman reduced to animal passions.

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**Author:** ![jcgmoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a9adbd/32.png) [@jcgmoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jcgmoi)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-leans-to-the-right/28120/22 "2000-08-04T22:22:45Z")

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**Frankie** said:

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> Good thing his Daddy kept him outta vietnam.

Kept him out of Alabama too.

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-leans-to-the-right/28120/23 "2000-08-05T03:09:50Z")

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I made a contribution to the librarian genre… of course, I portrayed myself as the librarian, which is what I was at the time (although not middle aged, conservative, or a woman). Here it is:

[Lust between the stacks, or, What’s _your_ call number?](http://www.tommyhawksfantasyworld.com/montrealais/luststac.htm)

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**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-leans-to-the-right/28120/24 "2000-08-05T03:18:28Z")

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> The “pup tent” was featured on the Comedy Channel’s Daily Show. Catch it again at 6PM today. They do several close ups.

You don’t know how glad I am to hear this. I was beginning to think it was just my old perverted imagination.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-leans-to-the-right/28120/25 "2000-08-05T03:20:40Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Diane \*  
> \*\*I was beginning to think it was just my old perverted imagination. \*\*

Ahem. And you weren’t the only one, dear heart. \<grin\>

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**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\
**Post date:** [August 5, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-leans-to-the-right/28120/26 "2000-08-05T03:21:57Z")

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Librarian porn… oh, the possibilities for pickup lines.

How big are your stacks?

Wanna see my dewey decimal system?

And of course: Let me show you my banned books, sugar.

It’s late, I’m tired.

[matt\_mcl]: how goes it, sweetie? Do you remember the numberletter girl from the list?

andygirl

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