# Bush Promises To Restore GOP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-promises-to-restore-gop/396731>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 20, 2007, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-promises-to-restore-gop/396731 "2007-03-20T16:23:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/c4cdca/32.png) [@Quiddity\_Glomfuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity_Glomfuster)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-promises-to-restore-gop/396731/21 "2007-03-20T19:54:36Z")

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> Bush Promises

Pretty much 0 + 0.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-promises-to-restore-gop/396731/22 "2007-03-20T20:03:38Z")

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I think there’s been a transciption error. “Rebuilding Our Republican Majority” was anagrammitized out of the original “PUBIC RITE MAILORDER BUYING JOURNAL”

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-promises-to-restore-gop/396731/23 "2007-03-20T20:10:32Z")

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“We have a strong record” was originally, “STEW CRAVED GONORRHEA.”

And finally, “Learn from every election” came from “ENROLL FART, RECEIVE MONEY.”

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-promises-to-restore-gop/396731/24 "2007-03-20T20:15:03Z")

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Here’s hoping Bush rebuilds the GOP just as successfully as he rebuilt Iraq.

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> President Bush, standing in front of a banner that read “Rebuilding Our Republican Majority” and flanked by two giant puzzle pieces, last night pledged to House Republicans that the GOP will retake both congressional chambers and “hold the White House in 2008.”

He then spent the next 15 minutes trying to fit the two puzzle pieces together…

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-promises-to-restore-gop/396731/25 "2007-03-20T20:21:16Z")

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[QUOTE=UncleBeer]  
What fun!  
[/QUOTE]  
The thread title becomes:  
**Bush Promises To Restore POG**  
Yes, [POGs](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pogs)!

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