# Bush, the queen, and Chirac in a threesome **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 28, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505 "2005-12-28T22:44:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/1 "2005-12-28T22:44:40Z")
[http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10628791/](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10628791/) Anybody got a link to a pic of this thing? I’ve got to see this billboard. ---
**Author:** ![Syntropy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@Syntropy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syntropy)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2005, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/2 "2005-12-28T23:01:51Z")
Why, oh WHY would you want to do that to your eyes? ---
**Author:** ![fishbicycle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aeb1de/32.png) [@fishbicycle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fishbicycle)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2005, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/3 "2005-12-28T23:05:33Z")
You don’t want any of us to sleep anymore, do you? I need brain bleach just from reading the thread title! ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2005, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/4 "2005-12-28T23:17:16Z")
I can’t be the only one that’s turned on, can I? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/5 "2006-01-02T06:40:10Z")
> [@RandMcnally](#): > > I can’t be the only one that’s turned on, can I? Um… yes. I hope. ---
**Author:** ![6\_6\_6](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e0b2c6/32.png) [@6\_6\_6](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6_6_6)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/6 "2006-01-02T07:16:24Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > Anybody got a link to a pic of this thing? I’ve got to see this billboard. [Worksafe Link](http://www.idealog.us/2005/12/) then click the NWS link to “these Bush protest posters”. ---
**Author:** ![Tuckerfan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/eada6e/32.png) [@Tuckerfan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tuckerfan)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/7 "2006-01-02T07:18:56Z")
> [@Greathouse](#): > > [MSN | Outlook, Office, Skype, Bing, Breaking News, and Latest Videos](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10628791/) > > Anybody got a link to a pic of this thing? I’ve got to see this billboard. [It ain’t pretty.](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4567000.stm) ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/8 "2006-01-02T09:31:03Z")
Bush-boobies and Queen-cock? WTF? ---
**Author:** ![calm\_kiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9fc348/32.png) [@calm\_kiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/calm_kiwi)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/9 "2006-01-02T11:13:22Z")
The Queen Vs Chirac and Bush? Lizzy Chips has the win. Chirac will offer HRH snails and be beaten with a stick but his downfall will come when he offers her HORSE! HRH will be outraged, horses are to be raced not eaten! Bush comes from Texas. HRH will realise he doesn’t speak English and will pity him. She will offer him a cup of tea and a patronising glance when he thinks she is trying to poison him. George will think HRH may work for Al Quida. George will ring his good friend Mr Blair to check. Mr Blair will tell George that HRH has funny taste in tea (it came from owning India). George will sigh in relief and shout HRH a Happy Meal. Peace will encompass the English speaking world. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/10 "2006-01-02T15:18:40Z")
> [@calm kiwi](#): > > The Queen Vs Chirac and Bush? > > Lizzy Chips has the win. > > Chirac will offer HRH snails and be beaten with a stick but his downfall will come when he offers her HORSE! HRH will be outraged, horses are to be raced not eaten! > > Bush comes from Texas. HRH will realise he doesn’t speak English and will pity him. She will offer him a cup of tea and a patronising glance when he thinks she is trying to poison him. > > George will think HRH may work for Al Quida. > > George will ring his good friend Mr Blair to check. Mr Blair will tell George that HRH has funny taste in tea (it came from owning India). George will sigh in relief and shout HRH a Happy Meal. > > Peace will encompass the English speaking world. ::nitpick:: That should be HM (Her Majesty), not HRH (Her Royal Highness). ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2006, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-the-queen-and-chirac-in-a-threesome/337505/11 "2006-01-02T15:47:31Z")
So whose the bitch? I am so confused–as well as :eek: --there is not enough brain bleach… However, I see two women and one man. The one pic is too small to figure out the faces, but bodies are easy–and there are two women! I think that W is Chirac’s bitch. Lizzie is just biding her time–she’s got ultimate control and she knows it… Off to find meds to rid myself of this!