# Bush:  There is No Trust!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-there-is-no-trust/289334>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 10, 2005, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-there-is-no-trust/289334 "2005-02-10T03:28:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scylla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Scylla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scylla)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-there-is-no-trust/289334/181 "2005-02-22T23:52:08Z")

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Demostylus:

I’m the Pubbie tool?

Not at all. You’re too generous to give me the credit in this. It belongs to you. God knows there’s no greater boon a rhetorician could ask for than a truly incompetant adversary. As such you’ve been a perfect tool for my dialogue here.

Not the _sharpest_ tool, mind you, but thick and dull seems to work just fine for you.

So, in appreciation I would like you to accept this Laurel, and Hearty handshake.  
**Weirddave**

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> So, first you attack Scylla (in case you’re wondering, a poster I am not especially fond of)…

Acch! No way. I though we were Buds. I **LOVE** you, man. You’ve been around since I started here. We laughed and joked in each other’s threads. Good times man.

Why? What did I ever do to you?

This is about that picture I took of you with my penis in your ear, isn’t it?

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