Demostylus:
I’m the Pubbie tool?
Not at all. You’re too generous to give me the credit in this. It belongs to you. God knows there’s no greater boon a rhetorician could ask for than a truly incompetant adversary. As such you’ve been a perfect tool for my dialogue here.
Not the sharpest tool, mind you, but thick and dull seems to work just fine for you.
So, in appreciation I would like you to accept this Laurel, and Hearty handshake.
Weirddave
Acch! No way. I though we were Buds. I LOVE you, man. You’ve been around since I started here. We laughed and joked in each other’s threads. Good times man.
Why? What did I ever do to you?
This is about that picture I took of you with my penis in your ear, isn’t it?