# Bush to search for own head this weekend. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2007, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556 "2007-07-20T16:54:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/21 "2007-07-20T20:14:28Z")
I know the rule of "if you don’t like the thread, don’t read it. But you realize, don’t you, that we’re spending an inordinate amount of time talking about the inside of Dubya’s ass, right? Was that your intent when you woke up today? Just sayin’. ---
**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/22 "2007-07-20T20:14:32Z")
[QUOTE=Yllaria] Anyone want to add an item..? [/QUOTE] The Supreme Court? Alberto Gonzales? Habeus? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/23 "2007-07-20T20:18:29Z")
Santorum? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/24 "2007-07-20T20:42:28Z")
Oh, Bra-_vo_, **'luc**. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/25 "2007-07-20T20:50:41Z")
I always thought Karl Rove was “Bush’s Brain.” Is Karl Rove up Bush’s ass? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/26 "2007-07-20T21:05:03Z")
[QUOTE=11811] I always thought Karl Rove was “Bush’s Brain.” Is Karl Rove up Bush’s ass? :eek: [/QUOTE] You know how puppets work, right? ---
**Author:** ![Spavined\_Gelding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@Spavined\_Gelding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spavined_Gelding)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/27 "2007-07-20T21:34:27Z")
I will content myself with the mental image of our Chief Magistrate. The Commander in Chief of the whole damned country, the Decider himself, perched on the edge of the White House crapper, a copy of the latest super heroes comic book in one hand and a glass of Liquid Plumber in the other. I suppose the next administration will have to clean up the mess. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/28 "2007-07-20T22:03:31Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] First off, he’s only “my president” in the sense that he’s the president of the country in which I now live, since I did not vote for him. But if you have to paint me as a right-wing pubbie to be sick and tired of your useless, pointless, endless line of Bush-bashing Pit threads, then so be it. However, about 20 minutes before you posted this OP, this was over at Fark: Let me know when you get around to having an original thought, but please don’t hurt yourself in the process. [/QUOTE] Picking a fight, are you? I’ll bash Bush for as long as he continues to kill American soldiers for his legacy, crap all over the Constitution and comport himself like the drunken cokehead he is. And you know exactly what you can do about your sick and tiredness-- besides a doctor and a good nap-- don’t open the fucking thread, Kool-Aid drinker. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/29 "2007-07-20T22:26:25Z")
[QUOTE=Yllaria] Anyone want to add an item? [/QUOTE] Jebus? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Plynck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Plynck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plynck)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/30 "2007-07-20T22:26:47Z")
[QUOTE=elucidator] Santorum? [/QUOTE] And I said that all the good ones were taken… :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/31 "2007-07-20T22:42:32Z")
OK, now we’re up to 12. We gotta prioritize and prune, people. ---
**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/32 "2007-07-20T22:42:44Z")
Why is Cheney going to be in charge? It’s not like he is a member of the Executive Branch, or something. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/33 "2007-07-20T22:50:52Z")
[QUOTE=Duckster] It’s not like he is a member of the Executive Branch, or something. [/QUOTE] Heywaitaminnit! For the short period that he _is_ President, the Congress can subpoena the _tar_ out of him! Get while the gettin’s good! ---
**Author:** ![Dunderman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecb155/32.png) [@Dunderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dunderman)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/34 "2007-07-20T23:01:38Z")
You know, just the other day I was afraid I might be a sociopath. Now that I feel actual unfaked sympathy for Bush, I realize that I’m not. Let’s hope the anaesthetic takes. ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/35 "2007-07-21T00:11:27Z")
–a mysteriously undigested pretzel. –Yale class ring, two Heineken bottle caps, coke spoon. –a pony. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/36 "2007-07-21T00:27:12Z")
[QUOTE=Ponder Stibbons] I am offended – offended, I tell you! – at Biggirl’s characterization of this procedure. “Bush to search for own head this weekend” indeed! It’s the _doctor_ who will be searching for Bush’s head. Dubya isn’t nearly so nimble as to be able to do that procedure himself. Pah! 😉 [/QUOTE] I’ve always maintained that Bush couldn’t find his ass with both hands; thanks for the confirmation. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/37 "2007-07-21T00:42:10Z")
[QUOTE=Biggirl] …don’t open the fucking thread, Kool-Aid drinker. [/QUOTE] I’ll repeat myself, since you obviously didn’t get it the first 20 times I’ve told you. I am not a Bush supporter. I did not vote for him. I just think it sad that this is the only approval you get in your miserable excuse for a life. You bash Bush, others on this board agree with you, you feel validated. I think he’s doing a lousy job as President. But to pit a man for having a colonoscopy? Bad form. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/38 "2007-07-21T00:51:58Z")
[QUOTE=Lord Ashtar] I think he’s doing a lousy job as President. But to pit a man for having a colonoscopy? Bad form. [/QUOTE] I. . . I’m. . . so ashamed! How could I have overlooked this man’s— this mere mortal’s-- delicate humanity. How could joke about Bush having his head up his as when he will actually, really, truely, not even joking a little bit, have a camera up there. Perhaps we’ll find our Nation’s pride and good standing up there. ---
**Author:** ![Haunted](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/898d66/32.png) [@Haunted](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Haunted)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/39 "2007-07-21T00:52:32Z")
Perhaps the skull of Geronimo will finally be returned to its rightful burial place. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2007, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556/40 "2007-07-21T00:55:16Z")
**Lord Ashtar** : Piffle. We aren’t bashing Bush for having a colonoscopy. We are using the occasion to make nasty jokes about him. Validation doesn’t enter into it, its just good clean fun ragging on an asshole about his asshole. Oh, and \*\*Big Girl \*\* rocks. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-to-search-for-own-head-this-weekend/412556.md?page=3)