# Bush v. Kerry, Round Three

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997>\
**Category:** Great Debates\
**Created:** [October 13, 2004, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997 "2004-10-13T13:53:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/381 "2004-10-14T02:16:37Z")

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Imagine there’s no partisanship! It’s easy if you try!

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/382 "2004-10-14T02:16:50Z")

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Kerry hits Bush with the uniter/divider angle. It’s a shame really. I wanted Bush to bring it up. ☹

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**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/383 "2004-10-14T02:17:04Z")

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“Uniter and not a divider” Thank you for saying that Kerry!!! That makes my heart sing that you’re calling Bush on those words from the 2000 election.

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**Author:** ![TheVincent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TheVincent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVincent)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/384 "2004-10-14T02:17:19Z")

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> [@5que](#):
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> I’m heading next door – time to love my neighbor!

I feel like loving all the hot people I know. President Bush said so!

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/385 "2004-10-14T02:17:23Z")

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> [@Homebrew](#):
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> So only Christians, Jews and Muslims are Americans? Hey, Bush, what about Atheists, Native Americans, etc?

Actually, he didn’t even mention Jews. Only Christians and Muslims.

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**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/386 "2004-10-14T02:17:47Z")

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We can’t have people like me in DC! We’ll ruin it!

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/387 "2004-10-14T02:17:57Z")

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Good move in invoking McCain, Senator.

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**Author:** ![Andre\_LaCroix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/cab0a1/32.png) [@Andre\_LaCroix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andre_LaCroix)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/388 "2004-10-14T02:18:31Z")

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Kerry - “…my friend, John McCain…” 5 pts.

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**Author:** ![erislover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/71e660/32.png) [@erislover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erislover)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/389 "2004-10-14T02:18:56Z")

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Bush just keeps repeating himself. No child left behind, we cut taxes for the middle class, we created jobs, blah blah blah. Did he miss Kerry’s rebuttals or does he hope the voters did?

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/390 "2004-10-14T02:19:11Z")

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See, it’s not him, it’s _Washington_’s fault…

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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/391 "2004-10-14T02:19:26Z")

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They should change the name to NO REFERENCE TO NO CHILD LEFT BEHIND LEFT BEHIND.

Bush is really flailing on this question. He needs to stop bringing up the war on terror and quit pounding the podium (no dirty jokes please)

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/392 "2004-10-14T02:19:26Z")

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Kerry just said, “My friend John McCain . . .”

Give it up! You already picked your running mate!

But it’s smart for him to keep reaching out to the liberal Republican voters . . .

Bush just complained about Washington being partisan!

😛😛😛

George, if you wanted to live in a one-party state you should’ve stayed in Texas! You move to civilization, you gotta take the good with the good!

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**Author:** ![Elysian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c77e96/32.png) [@Elysian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elysian)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/393 "2004-10-14T02:19:44Z")

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I am embarrassed and ashamed that this moron is my president. Hold me.

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**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/394 "2004-10-14T02:19:48Z")

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What the hell kind of question was that? Booooo!

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**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/395 "2004-10-14T02:19:49Z")

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Sorry, the John McCain —\> war on terrorism segue was pretty lame.

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**Author:** ![DadWagonDriver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/edb3f5/32.png) [@DadWagonDriver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DadWagonDriver)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/396 "2004-10-14T02:19:51Z")

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:thump: :thump: :thump: :thump: :thump:  
STOP IT!!!

I toook a shot of beerr each time Bushthumped the podium!!

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**Author:** ![chula](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a4c791/32.png) [@chula](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chula)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/397 "2004-10-14T02:20:13Z")

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Bush is trying to convince us that the United States was as divided in 2000 as it is now. No one’s buying that.

What a stupid question about their wives.

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**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/398 "2004-10-14T02:20:16Z")

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Bush has claimed supernatural powers for himself again. He can “feel people praying” for him. He has previously claimed to “Look into the soul” of Putin. It seems like the Holy Trinity will need to be expanded.

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**Author:** ![TheVincent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TheVincent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheVincent)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/399 "2004-10-14T02:20:22Z")

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Stop hitting the goddamn podium!

Nice comeback from Bush about the scowling thingy.

I know Laura dominates him at night. You know it, too.

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**Author:** ![jshore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5e925/32.png) [@jshore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jshore)\
**Post date:** [October 14, 2004, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bush-v-kerry-round-three/268997/400 "2004-10-14T02:20:24Z")

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Hey, Bob, isn’t the environment worth at least one freakin’ question!!!??!!

Urgh!!

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