“well,i’m sorry you need to get a new spleen, but unfortunately, we’re only going to authorize this used, third-party spleen, it *should” work almost as well, you won’t notice the difference"
Transformers! Politicians in disguise!
I have noooo idea! For some reason, the first thing that popped into my head was “Robert Novak”.
Central nervous system.
Kerry’s back in the groove.
Kerry is making some unrealistic “nothing will change” promises to seniors on SS.
He grinned widely when Kerry mentioned the Washington Post. I was waiting for him to repeat his “nevermind” quip when it was his turn.
From the State of the Union address:
“Heh, heh, heh”
drink
Nope, not just you.
I think he’s on something. Either that, or he’s got a major caffeine buzz on.
“raise taxes on small business owners”
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I’m out of beer; how’d that happen?
All this stuff about choice in health care plans, and not having the government make decisions for you, rings pretty hollow with those of us who have no health insurance at all. I don’t care which doctor I go to - I’d go to a medicine man if I could afford it. I think there are enough uninsured, or people who know people who are uninsured, that this stance isn’t going to win so many points.
Immigration… let’s see where this goes. At least it’s a new topic.
Well, he has a plan.
Immigration. Good.
“It’s a human rights issues”… BUT–Bush didn’t get that part.
And Bush is out of it.
I see it as a -------issue, etc.
Oh man is this guy silly
“We’re increasing the border of the United States”
We should have instituted a drinking rule for every time Bush grins like an asshole after saying something that wasn’t a joke.
Bush just said, “I think there should be a temporary worker card that allows a willing worker and a willing employer to mate up . . .”
Hope somebody at SNL caught that one. 
How would the temporary work card differ from a work visa?
The markets started declining six months before Bush came into office?